i was assigned to form a choir-alike to sing on our course deeparaya dinner. so i heeded and managed to find (or rather force) bout 20 people to sing a 2-in-1 chinese song. i even made a video of it thinking of surprising them manatau da audience (my coursemates la) paid more attention to da video showed than to us. apparently da video is more interesting than us singing in live FML they were guffawing so hard at some of da pichas making us looked like silly puppets on da stage double FML i felt so bad wei, sorry guys this is what they say, smart-ass la

last Sunday i had a field trip to Lambir, we stopped by at Niah for lunchy. there’s oh-so-many vendors selling duriansss!!! i was drooling all da way looking at price and of course duriansss. lime ringgit satu kilo atau satu longgok sepuluh ringgit! so bloody cheap wei…in Bint-ulu, one kilo priced at donno 14 or 10 buck, rip-off right right right? i MUST have them i squealed ! so i feasted myself with duriansss and lecturers treated us too haha so good le my lecturer we came back very eppie ants gals and boys. two hours later, i was down with sore throat! speaking of efficiency wtf. and it haunted me up to today! i sound like a man now. no, im a man now, with dark shade of skin and barely there boobies FML and im da ONLY one who kena sore throat speaking of sueyness double FML. roomie just gave me dequadin and honey awww…

this morning, i wanted to redraw moolah mantau da stupid bloody atm machine just refuse to retch notes out FML luckily it doesn’t swallow my card, if not, i swear i will burn da machine tonight!

haih so suey lately, i really need to pay a visit to da nearest temple to wallop small people (打小人)!

upon reaching LD, we stopped by one typical cha chan sat (coffee shop) for brekkie.

a filipino (i think) waitress approached us to take order once we sat down.

“kon lou mee, dan ada apa soup?” my boss ordered and asked.

“fishball, sweet cow, zhap zhap…”

i giggled.

“wah, got sweet cow some more le…”

“sui gao (dumpling) la,walao sweet cow!” my boss corrected me =.=

walao, i swore she just said sweet cow lo…

and u know what da zhap zhap is?

they are zhu zhap and kai zhap =.=

haiyo, how can a waitress mutter liddat? how da hell customers like me us can understand what da hell is she talking wo! pfft

my sweet cow meehoon

hock’s kon lou min with roast duck

since im talking bout food, now lemme introduce to u…

kangkong tempura

a specialty spotted in this particular coffee shop somewhere in LD. da louban is so funny le, he thought im a reporter when i snapped his shop and this dish =.=.

no, he didnt belanja us la, we have to pay full amount for this snack (prefer to call it snack as we are having it as, snack) and our drinks. cheh.

ie.

burn da bloody midnight oil (O) by working da ASS out to complete a report to be handed in by 8am tomorrow :-S 

haih!

im dang sleepy now how ar?

life is cruel :-/ 

on a brighter note,

im eppie cos i bought a bermuda that hugs my butt perfectly :-* 

and on a darker note,

im so much poorer now ;-(

and and on an even darker note,

it’s late niao i shall get back to my ASS now Now NOW!!!

ps: purleese don’t act to be smart to presume that ass *point up* is da august fifteenth where u sit on hor…it’s acid sulfate soil, mind u

first, this happened.

backwash of gale force winds (might be a lil’ exaggerated )

then,

it’s this landslide in my campus

a nearer and clearer view of it.

haih!

i have been walking to class in pelting rain for days.

NOT romantic at all ok

oh dear lengchai Sun, (have to kiss up him since im asking a favour) 

we want u back

we miss u like crazy

fai tit show up la can?

don’t play hide and seek again okie?