no, da sun didn’t rise. wait, da sun did rise, however, they didn’t get to witness da sunrise. the sun had risen even before they arrived at da destination geksei!

so instead of heading back to bed, he found a spot on a small hill for them to sit on, side by side, facing the da orangey clouds. she set herself comfortably in his arm, leaning against his shoulder, caressing his thigh while listening to ‘good music’ on ipod together. she could feel cool breezes brushes through her cheeks gently. it was so comfortable that she could have fallen asleep. of course she didn’t!

they chatted casually about everything under da sun with silence chipped in once in awhile which is actually okay to her.

they missed da sunrise. nonetheless, she enjoyed da company, da passionate embrace and da warmth from da sunbeam.

it was one random morning that she would lurve to retrieve in da future.

weather these days are berserk. one minute it’s searing hot and it raines cats and doggies and donkeys da next minute. siao!

and do u notice that da sky are very blue with many many cotton candies lately? so beauuuutiful! i saw jumbo in da sky today. i once saw a ♥ too…sky’s full of surprise eh. <3

make sure u drink more h2o dont fall sick ar

so, are u allergic to anything? what’s da weirdest allergen you’ve ever heard of huh?

ps: qodd = question of da day!

i now lead an oh-so-busy lab life. been looming up at lab at 8ish AM and signing off at 6ish PM. by da time i reach room, all i wanted to do is fai tit shower, mum mum, plonk myself down in front of lappie do something which doesn’t require muchy movement(like watching drama, blog-hop requires clicking hence explains my absence in blogosphere =.= ) then zzz before da clock hits 11 (i has no life!). and locomote is a extravagant chore after working hour (or izzit labbing hour?). i kid u not.

today, i just spent more than 6 hours weighing my samples (which will be analyzed using chns) into those tiny silver cups. my eyes nearly popped out i tell u.

i really really cant imagine myself having to work from 8 to 5 next time. working adult i salute u all wei. not that im a spoilt brat never work in my life before la…working part time and full time is two different thing okie, like fire and water, like me and u, very different one okie! and just imagine u gotta work till u grow old (fifty five years old, ohmaigawd just lemme die). some of my yimagujies relatives have been asking me, where i wanna work next time, what i will be next time so kepo …to be frank, i have absolutely no freaking idea. i loathe tedious sei sei ban ban job. i wish i could work in a company which has flexible working hour (means no need to punch card!), dynamic working place (means many many trips! preferably overseas ones hehe), no politic one (i seriously cannot tahan!), bubbly and selfless lengchais and lengluis colleagues (make my working hour less torturous!), allows tweettering and fbing at work, and most importantly, fat ass salary .

if i cant find such company, i think i have work on my plan b. which is to fish a loaded bloke and marry off. become a siu lai lai who tam cha in da morning and adjoin to shopping centre with other rich tai tais. haih, i wish! i will pray to guan yin ma tomorrow, hopefully she can understand my papayaish chinese, amitabha.

btw, tomorrow’s haji day, i know some of my coursemates secretly stalk my humble bloggie, eh, eppie holiday semua! tarima kasi for supporting AntzWorLd ar. i lap u guys <3. bring me some kuih lapis okie? kuih raya also can hehe *muka tembok*

ps: da title of this post is inspired by spam. it has nothing to do with da content though, i just thought that it’s funny

this is my daily morning ritual. that’s why i need to wake up one hour earlier for brushing up before class. i lurve how my tummy looks flat after pooing  (not that it bulges out alot la)

im really curious what else u guys do while answering da call ar? i tell u then u tell me back (by commenting) okie?

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• read. i bring something into da toilet most of da time. it varies from novel, mag, newspaper to lecture notes (only during exam season.)
• examine. my shite. like da color, da shape, da texture wtf
• pick split-ends. hair condition deteriorates after rebonding and coloring and highlighting T-T
• organize. to-do list of da day in mind. and forget bout it after coming out from toilet =.= happens all da time. i still remember i have a lab report due tomorrow! don sked!
• blog. no, i dont mean blogging from da loo. i mean inspiration for blogging. like this post
• sms. i dont usually bring hp with me into da loo. occasionally i do. when im waiting for urgent reply and i cant hold up da call.
• grunt and strain. ewww grosss i know. but that’s what i do when Mrs. Constipation visit me. i loathe her okie! eat more veggies and fruits wei!
• do nothing else. just sit (sometimes squat) there and answer and ciao

found this article telling what can u do in public toilet. betul-betul hilarious!

so, have u poo-pooed today?

(devil) (smirk) (plate)

1. 经典翻译

da infamous three-character scripture (or whatever…)

O-)

whoever who authored this will sure to stick out  from his grave if he read this i tell u

2. 看图作文 – 须反映现代人的喜怒哀乐， 在物欲与精神上挣扎的迷惘和痛苦

picture composition (18sx)

click on it for a biggger view

eh, got proverb (谚语）somemore le…

learning chinese is so muchy fun wtf! no?

i have nothing to do while waiting for them to complete their work

so i flash out my trusty josh…

and da very camera-sensitive one fai-titly posed for me

blekk

da boy joined da fun too!

then da gal started to buat muka hodoh (literally means, make ugly face or in another word, grimace)

she conned da boy to do da same thing

didi, cepat buat muka hodoh!!

i made them to call each other in chinese

da gal is older so she’s cheche (i know it should be jie jie but da boy can’t seem to pronounce it well :S) and da boy is didi

didi macam hantu

and da other day, i was teaching them about da face features

like tou fa (hair), kou (mouth), er duo (ear)… (i wanted to teach them bi zi (nose) as well but my memory failed me that day, i can’t write bi, huang lao sek wo dui bu qi ni T-T ) (W)

in order for them to understand better and make da class livelier,

i drew myself on da whiteboard

ini muka cantik :-$

art is subjective one u know? that’s why i got 40/100 for my art back in primary school T-T

after that i asked them to draw themselves

this is muka hodoh

muka ini lagi hodoh

i couldn’t help but to laugh in their faces

yala im a bad lao sek 

ini muka cantik cos got eyelashes one!

da gal would add eyelashes for all da animals that she colored

cute right?

ok. one last snapshot,

ini semua muka cantik :-$

(excuse my eyebags, they are da strong evidence of i-did-stay-up-late-and-study)