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One Random Mornings

Category : Ran & Dom

it started with two insomniac souls who coincidently knew each other were awoke at 4+am. few messages exchanged and one of them came up with da idea of watching sunrise. minutes later off they went sunrise hunting with anticipation sleepily wtf

no, da sun didn’t rise. wait, da sun did rise, however, they didn’t get to witness da sunrise. the sun had risen even before they arrived at da destination geksei!

so instead of heading back to bed, he found a spot on a small hill for them to sit on, side by side, facing the da orangey clouds. she set herself comfortably in his arm, leaning against his shoulder, caressing his thigh while listening to ‘good music’ on ipod together. she could feel cool breezes brushes through her cheeks gently. it was so comfortable that she could have fallen asleep. of course she didn’t!

they chatted casually about everything under da sun with silence chipped in once in awhile which is actually okay to her.

they missed da sunrise. nonetheless, she enjoyed da company, da passionate embrace and da warmth from da sunbeam.

it was one random morning that she would lurve to retrieve in da future.

Through My Window

Category : Point & Shoot, Ran & Dom

Gloomy

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weather these days are berserk. one minute it’s searing hot and it raines cats and doggies and donkeys da next minute. siao!

and do u notice that da sky are very blue with many many cotton candies lately? so beauuuutiful! i saw jumbo in da sky today. i once saw a ♥ too…sky’s full of surprise eh. <3

make sure u drink more h2o dont fall sick ar :)

QODD: Weirdest Allergen

Category : Ann & Ant, Friends & Kin, Ran & Dom

  • seafoodseafood platter

    it’s da most common allergen everybuddy have heard of. some are selectively allergic to certain kinds of seafood like prawns only *cough* kikilala and bro *cough*. while some unlucky fellas are non-selectively allergic to all of da seafood. aww…poor thing… *tomatoes flung by* (bomb)

  • rice

    u hear me right. R.I.C.E. da staple food to most of da asians. when i was in ns, i met this very fair lady girl ( we were only 17 back then) who’s one. so her’s staple diet would mainly be of meehoon and mee and sometimes, kuehtiow (but i thought meehoon is made of rice? emm… ) and so she got to mum yummy tapao-ed meals while we were chowing down our not-so-nice meals :(

  • chocolate

    seriously this acquaintance of mine has no life. whoever is allergic to cheese, sorry to say that, u have no life too. (N) (and do u know that (&) cant mum choco?)

  • meatcandy box cake

    my sandakan’s housemate is da one. M.E.A.T. ALL KINDS OF MEAT. PORK(clown) CHICKEN(chicken) MUTTON(goat) BEEF(cow) VENISON EXCEPT FISH. but she doesn’t seems to care, eat first scratch later (quoted from her). oh she’s allergic to seafood too fhl. seafood in sandakan is like ohmaigawdly cheap can!!! how to resist u say la. that’s why we always lure her by cooking crabbie prawns and sotongs nyek nyek.

  • air-cond

    who say people only allergic to food stuff huh? this friend of mine would wake up to running nose and coughing if he zzz in air-conditioned room. ya, a HE. mou guai yong fella *cough*orang hocktan *cough*

  • dust

    for myself, my biggest allergen is dust. even da slightest puny one will keep my nose running for da whole day. dang tiring lo, have to keep sneezing and blowing (i mean my nose okie!). whenever there’s gotong-royong ar, i use this as excuse one nyek nyek nyek…ooopps, now u know my secret >:o

so, are u allergic to anything? what’s da weirdest allergen you’ve ever heard of huh?

ps: qodd = question of da day!

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Category : Ann & Ant, Greet & Wish, Ran & Dom, Uni's Life

hallo!

i now lead an oh-so-busy lab life. been looming up at lab at 8ish AM and signing off at 6ish PM. by da time i reach room, all i wanted to do is fai tit shower, mum mum, plonk myself down in front of lappie do something which doesn’t require muchy movement(like watching drama, blog-hop requires clicking hence explains my absence in blogosphere =.= ) then zzz before da clock hits 11 (i has no life!). and locomote is a extravagant chore after working hour (or izzit labbing hour?). i kid u not.

lab

today, i just spent more than 6 hours weighing my samples (which will be analyzed using chns) into those tiny silver cups. my eyes nearly popped out i tell u.

i really really cant imagine myself having to work from 8 to 5 next time. working adult i salute u all wei. not that im a spoilt brat never work in my life before la…working part time and full time is two different thing okie, like fire and water, like me and u, very different one okie! and just imagine u gotta work till u grow old (fifty five years old, ohmaigawd just lemme die). some of my yimagujies relatives have been asking me, where i wanna work next time, what i will be next time so kepo …to be frank, i have absolutely no freaking idea. i loathe tedious sei sei ban ban job. i wish i could work in a company which has flexible working hour (means no need to punch card!), dynamic working place (means many many trips! preferably overseas ones hehe), no politic one (i seriously cannot tahan!), bubbly and selfless lengchais and lengluis colleagues (make my working hour less torturous!), allows tweettering and fbing at work, and most importantly, fat ass salary .

if i cant find such company, i think i have work on my plan b. which is to fish a loaded bloke and marry off. become a siu lai lai who tam cha in da morning and adjoin to shopping centre with other rich tai tais. haih, i wish! i will pray to guan yin ma tomorrow, hopefully she can understand my papayaish chinese, amitabha.

btw, tomorrow’s haji day, i know some of my coursemates secretly stalk my humble bloggie, eh, eppie holiday semua! tarima kasi for supporting AntzWorLd ar. i lap u guys <3. bring me some kuih lapis okie? kuih raya also can hehe *muka tembok*

ps: da title of this post is inspired by spam. it has nothing to do with da content though, i just thought that it’s funny :D

Things To Do While Pooing

Category : Ann & Ant, Ran & Dom

wake up from bed. drink warm h2o. wait patiently for nature’s call. answer da call wtf.

this is my daily morning ritual. that’s why i need to wake up one hour earlier for brushing up before class. i lurve how my tummy looks flat after pooing  (not that it bulges out alot la)

im really curious what else u guys do while answering da call ar? i tell u then u tell me back (by commenting) okie?

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  • read. i bring something into da toilet most of da time. it varies from novel, mag, newspaper to lecture notes (only during exam season.)
  • examine. my shite. like da color, da shape, da texture wtf
  • pick split-ends. hair condition deteriorates after rebonding and coloring and highlighting T-T
  • organize. to-do list of da day in mind. and forget bout it after coming out from toilet =.= happens all da time. i still remember i have a lab report due tomorrow! don sked!
  • blog. no, i dont mean blogging from da loo. i mean inspiration for blogging. like this post
  • sms. i dont usually bring hp with me into da loo. occasionally i do. when im waiting for urgent reply and i cant hold up da call.
  • grunt and strain. ewww grosss i know. but that’s what i do when Mrs. Constipation visit me. i loathe her okie! eat more veggies and fruits wei!
  • do nothing else. just sit (sometimes squat) there and answer and ciao :D

found this article telling what can u do in public toilet. betul-betul hilarious!

so, have u poo-pooed today?

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