on the morning before we checked out, “we haven’t taken any picha in the room le”, yelled (ex-)roomie, the lucky lass who has just acquired a huge ass canggih camera, 550D as graduation gift *sour grapes* *squint at mami daddy gege yiyi mama*

we took continuous shots instead which i made into gif. the one in white tee who threw her hands aimlessly in the air one is the roomie oh i miss yiu piggie. the one on the right in singlet one is the kikilala, my loupo! i miss yiu too T_T. the one with stripes is daihong, neh the nobita in doraemon, just that this one wear contact lenses one. the one in pink is the lankiest woman who’s legs are macam lidi =S and last but not least, choy si theng HAHAHAHAHA i miss u three bitch!

then we camwhored sambil swapping place.

i lurve how all of us laughed with a huge curve like a D on our faces <3

then we stood up on the bed. anyhow posed saja. haih, camwhore, failed maximum.

no, we don’t normally behave liddat one. this is how we look when we are normal in case u are wondering la nyek nyek.

one morning, Theng’s friend, Raymond brought us to one of the reputable mountain for brekkie. they say this is berry femes one. must try although pricey.

neh, the mountain

this is after renovated, before this, it’s only one small shop only.

the menu

the interior

i likey their decor. got some vintage taste. like those we saw in HK drama themed 60’s. and we are like rich taitais and louyeh tanchan-ing in chalao.

brinjal!

i remembered it tasted nice.

one thing i hate about dimsum is that they likey to add those greeny smelly scallions or spring onions. it gives me goosebumps whenever i ter-mum it. this one still okay i can conveniently pick them out with chopsticks. just imagine u find them in every single dimsum like fishball har gaw siu mai i just wanna die i tell u.

char siu pao

i think this tasted not bad too.

haiyo how am i gonna remember how they tasted like la it’s been one month niao =.=

har gaw!

see, there’s the green green thing in it one! the fresh prawn made it up tho.

siu mai

also contains some spring onions. i just came back from heaven hallo!

the siumai topped with scallop, or abalone punya lil’ bro, quoted from mami.

chee cheong fun!

my must order whenever i have dimsum.

we tried one berry special chee cheong fun but ill save that for other post. or maybe never surface.

err…pao?

i actually forgotten what’s this. all i knew is, it’s a pao (gong fai wa…). Theng help me with this!

dan tarts

berry soft but i prefer portuguese tart haha the malaccan in me

we ordered not muchy becos we were feeling a tad groggy. woke up a lil’ earlier that day.

hallo toilet commercial break

when we were done mum-ing we went upstairs. u can’t see anything becos the stupid huge pillar blocked everything. paiseh ar. i think i was yawning when i snapped.

the counter

berry chinese eh?

my darlings

US!

yala my face berry chubby u shuddup!

during my internship in sandakan (circa may which was six months ago =.=), hommie brought us out for a nature-lurving trip together with some other colleagues one fine day (labour day). we beamed and hopped around da house when she told us da night before. we so wanted to visit our ancestors as it’s one of da must-visit tourist spot in sandakan. and we need someone to bring us there cos we were practically immobilized without chauffeur

no, we weren’t wild men. we are women wtf

kiki, we were fair and lurvely back then, now… T__________T *glare at self in disgust*

i brought lulu out with me <3 (i name my gadgets and accessories one)

it’s a keychain-turned-necklace

this was our first time seeing police in sandakan. must snap.

upon reaching sepilok, there’s a roundabout with an orangutan directing u da way…

i tell u ar, roundabouts are all over sabah. and every roundabout is beautifully decorated one like this one *points up*

and after 1.5h, we reached da destination. yala, we were staying that out of town…

no, there will be no lenglui to greet u one.

this sepilok orang utan sanctuary is established in 1964 to rehabilitate orphaned baby orang utans and return them to the wild when they are fit enough.

lust greenery

which is good for our eyes

tandas with cool murals (or izzit graffiti?)

qunkafok! eh not really, kak godex was holding camera

entrance fees of rm5 for mykad holders and rm30 for foreigners!

and rm10 is charged per camera. that’s why i hid Josh in my bag (da pic above was snapped using kiki’s camera)

and whipped him out once i stepped out from da counter

blue sky + cotton candy cloud, me <3

i was taken aback to see sucha hugee crowd! these angmohs are suagu wei

they were snapping nonstop and i donno why cos i didn’t see any orang utan

then i followed da direction of their lens, and there he was! this lil’ brownish furry ball was hanging himself up there!

and he greeted us with his asshole, what a boorish orang!

awww…so cutie

he’s looking at me, i must be beautiful that day WTF

then he went back to where he belongs.

didn’t really snapped muchy that day, so lemme ripped some snapshots off da web

wah bery flexibo!

i feel like keeping her as pet wei! so kiut!!!

saggy nipple hahahaha

then it’s feeding time.

orang utans are fed twice a day, 10am and 3pm, so if u were to visit, make sure u get ur butt there in time.

greedy lil’ thing!

orangey butterfly rested on his hat and it attracted many shutterbugs, everybuddy started shooting his head haha

crowd on my left and right. craziness.

it was a scorching hot day

we entertained ourselves while waiting for colleagues.

a kiut sign

then we adjourned to this information centre to enjoy aircond

hock, see u are there, so kiut right! *cubit*

who is better in grimacing?

do u know that orang utans (scientifically known as Pongo pygmaeus) are found to be 96.4% similar to our (Homo sapiens sapiens) genes. comparing da skulls above, theirs’ bigger and their farings’ muchy longer and sharper like keongxi (僵尸) le :S

ok. i think this post is getting long winded niao, i shall end it with

i do miss u all. how are u all lately? got miss me not?

as u guys know, i was in Sibu last week, with da primary purpose – flee from H1N1! it was a spontaneous decision. we only knew that we had to move out from our dorm da day itself (last Tuesday) as our dorm (out of 5 dorms) were used to accommodate those who (suspected) kena H1N1 :S . so many cases of H1N1 suddenly popped up from nowhere made us so kancheong :S . that’s why we da kiasi fellas fleed like refugees. and we (kiki & i) behpaisehly followed dear roomie back to her hometown – Sibu.

peacey

we survived da 3 hours plus journey! our butts went numb encore after that tho =.=

that was Lawrence da driver’s btw

hearty duvet

that kept me warm at night. i miss aircond~~

bars of orgasmic sweets

muchy thanks to STP

i experience daily orgasm within da span of my stay in Sibu. i was orgasmic when i was doing my revision, especially late at night. that’s why i came back with extra (at least) 1kilo which i seriously don’t need at all. but im not complaining, really.

me da glutton

da second night was spent over a tableful of yummo dishes with STP and gang

and i adjourned to yamcha at a cafe with really relaxing ambiance with Kiki da lala & Lawr da driver & Xiang da roomie

and we adjourned to King’s.

we were supposed to stay indoor. H1N1 remember? but we couldn’t resist la, must enjoy kao kao before heading back to Bint-ulu

apparently we were da only three kiasi fellas who cladded in mask =.=

people looked at us as if we were da ones who kena H1N1 *touchy wood*

baby baby

she’s sucha cutie. and she’s so sensitive to camera lo, she would grin liddat whenever my lens was pointing at her.  sucha camwhore…tsk

so kiiiuut! *cubit*

and i saw NeoNeo!

this berry sells really delicious beverages and crepes

that’s (stunned) Kiki da lala

look up!

becos Bint-ulu no have

it rained almost every evening making us just wanna laze around

pizza tower

spotted a illuminated tower in front of SanYan

veggie | brinjal | choco

we against mamis’ advices (stay indoor blablabla…) that we went shopping. i got a new wallet and kiki got a pair of white high heels which i likey very muchy

fatty bom bom

had dinner with roomie’ family on da last night. kiki and roomie kept cajoling me that this fatty bom bom is very da yummo! i don’t get it, why would people ingesting this eww fatty? it’s so disgusting that i almost gagged da moment i put it into my mouth

look up!

warmth chicken soup

i had this tonic everyday. muchy thanks to aunty aunty too cooked many delicious home-cooked dishes which reminds me of homesweerhome ^^

da end.

we didn’t really do muchy stuffs in Sibu. most of da time, we preferred to stay in to errr…do revision *shifty eyes* we were there to escape from H1N1 remember? yet, i risked my precious life to movie | shop | dine out | yamcha. well, life’s too short to not enjoy, no?

if u guys haven’t already know, im now in Sibu

it’s a loong story why im here, to cut da story short, becos of H1N1. period.

okie, a tad more, there’s +ve cases in my campus. period.

mami: don simply go out ar in Sibu. drink more water. just stay in da house nevermind one. hear me?

roomie’s mami: don simply go out ar…blablabla

kiki’s mami: don simply go out ar…blablabla

conclusion: 天下的妈妈都是一样的 (The world is the same mother, translated by FARKTARD GOOGLE TRANSLATOR!!!)

but da world is da same daughter. we all went out hahaha for dinner hahaha for yamcha hahaha and for movie hahaha…

it was an eventful night. we did put on mask in da cinema (how to eat and drink with mask on u show me!).

nice meeting STP (and da Tim Tam) and his Sibuian & Penangite friends . it was my first ever meeting up with blogger , do i sound da same as in virtual world, forgot to ask him bout this =.= i think i was a bit shy in da beginning then started to warm up after awhile. will blog more bout da dinner later. tomorrow, maybe. it’s already 0319! time to hit da sack!!!

on a darker note, i think i put on some weight already and it’s only my second day here seimou. partly, it’s becos of this orgasm choc! im not complaining, give me more of it anytime and i will u bery muchy…

disclaimer: i ain’t a pro bon vivant!

first thing first,

Black tea is a variety of tea that is more oxidized than the oolong, green, and white varieties. Black tea is generally stronger in flavour and contains more caffeine than the less oxidized teas (source). And it contains a number of antioxidants, mainly catechins that have anti-carcinogenic, anti-mutagenic and anti-tumoric properties (whoa!) (source).

it has a slightly bitter plus robust rusty taste which i lurve (no im no a mutated ant who live on iron okie!). da bitter might due to i was sipping it while cramming (one more paper to go T-T) to keep myself awake at ungodly hour (which worked horrendously failed FML). black tea has a more subtle fragrance and stronger aftertaste compared to green tea. i especially lurve having a cuppa tea (be it black or green) after meal to flush out da oil. and my tea MUST be served HOT (if it’s teh c peng then another story la).

don’t be fooled by its colour. it might look like foul water taken from public toilet which hasn’t been flushed for years (wtf!), it can actually be sweet (after adding sugar la, i prefer my tea to be kosong tho).

one thing for sure, its colour doesn’t resemble da colour of sabah’s salt water. NOT AT ALL. seriously.

<3

started our journey late in da evening

and this is what we see on da way. practically nothing as there’s no street light or whatsoever =.= that’s sabah’s highway, everybuddy. no need to pay toll fee one.

saw some carzy light

gardenia! Sarawak no have one

we know we had FINALLY reach in peace when we saw many beauuutiful lit-up erections and roundabouts.

came across Lavender Lodge in foongpc’s bloggie

what he didn’t mention was, there’s flock of very chio ah gua and batgus (hookers) when da night comes. my sabahan friends told me that Kg. Air is well known for that wo da end of day one.

it was a not so beautiful morning.

it was a island-hopping-on-a-scorching-hot day

spotted two very english’s style telephone booths and it’s obligatory to camwhore with it

paid 55buck to parasail for 15mins.

we can see part of da kk city high up. very lurvely. we kept waving to random boatmen.

this is Mamutik Island. just to drop someone there

partners in action

us still fair and lurvely

just to prove that da sea is very da clear

Manukan Island

made new friend, Alice and aunty. uncle was too camerashy la

lengchai sunbathing . but he smoked

this was at Sapi Island

Sandakan no have McD ma

da end of day two.

went to da pasar tamu in town

i told myself prior da trip, i MUST have bakchang in kk, so cham le, dumpling day with no dumpling

met bossie after that so that we could have free ride

was taken aback by da amount of carssss on da road =.= i think all of da sabahan and tourists gathered there

took us so loong to secure a parking space

destination! it was Kaamatan Day!

her hair looks like ufo right right

that’s charred me

forgotten what it was. but i remembered it tasted awfully atrocious

had dinner at waterfront

ok. end of day two.

as brekkie

saw it advertised in a travel mag. nah, it’s just so ordinary. tasted exactly like…pan mee, nothing special

where we stayed

it is gorgeous at night. didnt manage to snap it tho

on da way, passed by Mount Kinabalu.

bossie said that we were lucky to see its peak during noon wo. so it’s a must to snap right? i think i sanpped 8643275432 times of da bloody peak =.=

show some lurve to nature

one day i will conquer u!

stopped by Poring Hot Spring to picnic

no, we didnt dip into da pool (?)

we went to this instead

no, this is not where i jumped

foc fish spa

ok. da end.

very anti-climax i know. tomorrow will be a class-from-8am-to-5pm day. i need to catch my beauty zzz okie.

nites everybuddy!

it was an (then) usual outing-cum-grocery shopping sunday with sitao and friend. (sitao always brings a companion cos we have generation gap so that he has someone to speak to. it is a 1.5hours journey to town, remember? so far, we met three, mr c, mr m, and mr o)

had bah kut teh as brunch.

da very first day i touched down here (i mean sandakan), was a saturday, so sitao thought of bringing us out for brekkie da next day before picking up kiki from airport, he told us,

“get prepared by 10.30am so that we can have brekkie”

by da time we reached town, it was 12pm =.= we were famished like hungry ghosts. da next sundays, we were smarter to have light brekkie at home first.

you can see Puh Jit Shih Temple from here. as lurvely and breathtaking as before.

we ordered,

pai guat (排骨/pork rib)

zhu yuk yun (猪肉丸/meat balls)

sam chang yuk babi yang ada lemak (三层肉/three layer fatty pork)

babi kurus (瘦肉/lean pork)

zhu zak (猪杂/intestines)

har (虾/prawns)

and bo lei shang choi (玻璃生菜/veggie)

*tick-tock tick-tock*

10 mins later, we were served (in no particular order)

a bowl of pai guat (me <3)

a bowl of meetballs

a bowl of lean pork

a bowl of babi yang ada lemak

a bowl of zhu zak (no pic cos innards are disgusting)

a bowl of prawns (very fresh!)

and a plate of fried veggie u thought…

wrong!

they served us a bowl of veggie =.=

my eyes almost popped out and my jaw almost fell on da table…

sitao said that they serve fish too, in bah kut teh soup of course! it’s sabah style to serve u bowl by bowl. or is this only happen in sandakan?

aftermath: leftover soupsss.

verdict: soup is too hot and spicy to our liking

hot and spicy due to excessive of pepper

u know what i found,

peninsular’s bah kut teh: herbalish

sarawak’s: sweetish

sabah’s: pepperish =.=

she brought back TWO gardenia for me <3

(sarcastic) dont look at me liddat, dont u know that there’s NO gardenia in sarawak!!!

and do u know that there’s gardenia punya brand punya can drink?

i didnt have them, hock did. he said they tasted like ordinary can drinks, nothing special wo…

i think they are only available in sabah, again, boo sama sarawak (N)

so we were there for high tea after visiting Agnes Keith’s House

Revisited idyllic days spent in lush gardens amidst the profound tranquility of tropical Sandakan. The English Tea House is superbly situated within the grounds of the historic Agnes Keith House Museum and is housed in a meticulously renovated colonial house surrounded by 1.5 acres of perfectly manicured lawns.

garden

(girl) & (boy)

(then) boss saw me snapped this pic and gave me a walao-this-one-also-wanna-snap-mer-look (sarcastic)

chandelier in ladies, not sure bout gents though

a shoppe to shop!

some souvenirs

da very engrish-ish setting

english enjoying english tea house’s english tea

apparently this restaurant was awarded da BEST restaurant several times!

it’s so comfortable that u can even (sleepy) on da couch

some of da ol’ school stuffs around da restaurant

danty yummy cakes! (clap)

i was spoilt for choice.

asked for recommendations…and u have to scroll to find out what we ordered!

lai, take picture okie?

quaint view from mountain

gazebo – where we had our high tea

da menu

they serve wide range of food like dessert, western, asian, and pastry

my mango tea (if memory serves me right), rm6

i remember it’s very fragrant. and (should be) taste like mango. only if u add 5 spoonful of sugar.

raspberry cheese cake, rm16

it was served hot warm! very yummy! it’s pretty pricey to me though

choc brownies cake, rm10

da scoop of vanilla at da corner costs another rm4.50

aftermath

there’s a croquet lawn where u can play around with balls. sound a tad wrong.

what a (Y) cozy place to shoot the breeze on a lazy breezy sunday (dance)

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