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Guffaw

Category : Friends & Kin, Point & Shoot, Walk & Run

i was in Penang with my fellow (ex-)coursemates 2 months ago (i is sucha lousy blogger T_T). we were staying at Oriental Hotel which is situated strategically at Penang Road, part of the new UNESCO World Heritage Site aka touristy site. we nom-ed all the way during our stay there. asam laksa la muachi la char keow teow la prawn mee la ochien la rojak la u name it we had it! most of them la i think because someone’s ain’t being a good host. ahem.

on the morning before we checked out, “we haven’t taken any picha in the room le”, yelled (ex-)roomie, the lucky lass who has just acquired a huge ass canggih camera, 550D as graduation gift *sour grapes* *squint at mami daddy gege yiyi mama*

we took continuous shots instead which i made into gif. the one in white tee who threw her hands aimlessly in the air one is the roomie oh i miss yiu piggie. the one on the right in singlet one is the kikilala, my loupo! i miss yiu too T_T. the one with stripes is daihong, neh the nobita in doraemon, just that this one wear contact lenses one. the one in pink is the lankiest woman who’s legs are macam lidi =S and last but not least, choy si theng HAHAHAHAHA i miss u three bitch!

then we camwhored sambil swapping place.

i lurve how all of us laughed with a huge curve like a D on our faces <3

then we stood up on the bed. anyhow posed saja. haih, camwhore, failed maximum.

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no, we don’t normally behave liddat one. this is how we look when we are normal in case u are wondering la nyek nyek.

Brekkie@Foh San DimSum, Ipoh

Category : Nom & Gulp, Point & Shoot, Walk & Run

i was in Ipoh last May to spend some girlie time with my darlings Theng and Kiki. Theng being a hospitable host brought us went jalan jalan cari mum mum since Ipoh is femes for its yummo foods beside lengluis. i put on 2kilos after 3days stay, just imagine the amount of food we had.

one morning, Theng’s friend, Raymond brought us to one of the reputable mountain for brekkie. they say this is berry femes one. must try although pricey.

neh, the mountain

this is after renovated, before this, it’s only one small shop only.

the menu

the interior

i likey their decor. got some vintage taste. like those we saw in HK drama themed 60’s. and we are like rich taitais and louyeh tanchan-ing in chalao.

brinjal!

i remembered it tasted nice.

one thing i hate about dimsum is that they likey to add those greeny smelly scallions or spring onions. it gives me goosebumps whenever i ter-mum it. this one still okay i can conveniently pick them out with chopsticks. just imagine u find them in every single dimsum like fishball har gaw siu mai i just wanna die i tell u.

char siu pao

i think this tasted not bad too.

haiyo how am i gonna remember how they tasted like la it’s been one month niao =.=

har gaw!

see, there’s the green green thing in it one! the fresh prawn made it up tho.

siu mai

also contains some spring onions. i just came back from heaven hallo!

the siumai topped with scallop, or abalone punya lil’ bro, quoted from mami.

chee cheong fun!

my must order whenever i have dimsum.

we tried one berry special chee cheong fun but ill save that for other post. or maybe never surface.

err…pao?

i actually forgotten what’s this. all i knew is, it’s a pao (gong fai wa…). Theng help me with this!

dan tarts

berry soft but i prefer portuguese tart haha the malaccan in me

we ordered not muchy becos we were feeling a tad groggy. woke up a lil’ earlier that day.

hallo toilet commercial break

when we were done mum-ing we went upstairs. u can’t see anything becos the stupid huge pillar blocked everything. paiseh ar. i think i was yawning when i snapped.

the counter

berry chinese eh?

my darlings

US!

yala my face berry chubby u shuddup!

Wild Man of Borneo@Sepilok, Sandakan

Category : Intern's Life, Point & Shoot, Walk & Run

places&travel

during my internship in sandakan (circa may which was six months ago =.=), hommie brought us out for a nature-lurving trip together with some other colleagues one fine day (labour day). we beamed and hopped around da house when she told us da night before. we so wanted to visit our ancestors as it’s one of da must-visit tourist spot in sandakan. and we need someone to bring us there cos we were practically immobilized without chauffeur :P

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no, we weren’t wild men. we are women wtf

kiki, we were fair and lurvely back then, now… T__________T *glare at self in disgust*

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i brought lulu out with me <3 (i name my gadgets and accessories one)

it’s a keychain-turned-necklace :)

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this was our first time seeing police in sandakan. must snap.

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upon reaching sepilok, there’s a roundabout with an orangutan directing u da way…

i tell u ar, roundabouts are all over sabah. and every roundabout is beautifully decorated one like this one *points up*

and after 1.5h, we reached da destination. yala, we were staying that out of town…

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no, there will be no lenglui to greet u one.

this sepilok orang utan sanctuary is established in 1964 to rehabilitate orphaned baby orang utans and return them to the wild when they are fit enough.

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lust greenery

which is good for our eyes :D

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tandas with cool murals (or izzit graffiti?)

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qunkafok! eh not really, kak godex was holding camera :(

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entrance fees of rm5 for mykad holders and rm30 for foreigners!

and rm10 is charged per camera. that’s why i hid Josh in my bag (da pic above was snapped using kiki’s camera)

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and whipped him out once i stepped out from da counter :P

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blue sky + cotton candy cloud, me <3

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i was taken aback to see sucha hugee crowd! these angmohs are suagu wei :P

they were snapping nonstop and i donno why cos i didn’t see any orang utan

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then i followed da direction of their lens, and there he was! this lil’ brownish furry ball was hanging himself up there!

and he greeted us with his asshole, what a boorish orang!

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awww…so cutie

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he’s looking at me, i must be beautiful that day WTF

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then he went back to where he belongs.

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didn’t really snapped muchy that day, so lemme ripped some snapshots off da web :D

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wah bery flexibo!

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i feel like keeping her as pet wei! so kiut!!!

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saggy nipple hahahaha

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then it’s feeding time.

orang utans are fed twice a day, 10am and 3pm, so if u were to visit, make sure u get ur butt there in time.

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:D

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greedy lil’ thing!

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orangey butterfly rested on his hat and it attracted many shutterbugs, everybuddy started shooting his head haha

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crowd on my left and right. craziness.

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it was a scorching hot day :(

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we entertained ourselves while waiting for colleagues.

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a kiut sign

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then we adjourned to this information centre to enjoy aircond

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hock, see u are there, so kiut right! *cubit*

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who is better in grimacing?

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do u know that orang utans (scientifically known as Pongo pygmaeus) are found to be 96.4% similar to our (Homo sapiens sapiens) genes. comparing da skulls above, theirs’ bigger and their farings’ muchy longer and sharper like keongxi (僵尸) le :S

ok. i think this post is getting long winded niao, i shall end it with

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i do miss u all. how are u all lately? got miss me not? :P

Sibu Trip In Pichas

Category : Point & Shoot, Walk & Run

annant whispers: it’s Theng da ganfuyamfu’s burfday! eppie 23rd woman <3 see ya tonight ;)

places&travel

as u guys know, i was in Sibu last week, with da primary purpose – flee from H1N1! it was a spontaneous decision. we only knew that we had to move out from our dorm da day itself (last Tuesday) as our dorm (out of 5 dorms) were used to accommodate those who (suspected) kena H1N1 :S . so many cases of H1N1 suddenly popped up from nowhere made us so kancheong :S . that’s why we da kiasi fellas fleed like refugees. and we (kiki & i) behpaisehly followed dear roomie back to her hometown – Sibu.

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we survived da 3 hours plus journey! our butts went numb encore after that tho =.=

that was Lawrence da driver’s btw

hearty duvet

that kept me warm at night. i miss aircond~~

bars of orgasmic sweets

muchy thanks to STP

i experience daily orgasm within da span of my stay in Sibu. i was orgasmic when i was doing my revision, especially late at night. that’s why i came back with extra (at least) 1kilo which i seriously don’t need at all. but im not complaining, really.

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me da glutton

da second night was spent over a tableful of yummo dishes with STP and gang

and i adjourned to yamcha at a cafe with really relaxing ambiance with Kiki da lala & Lawr da driver & Xiang da roomie

and we adjourned to King’s.

we were supposed to stay indoor. H1N1 remember? but we couldn’t resist la, must enjoy kao kao before heading back to Bint-ulu

apparently we were da only three kiasi fellas who cladded in mask =.=

people looked at us as if we were da ones who kena H1N1 *touchy wood*

baby baby

she’s sucha cutie. and she’s so sensitive to camera lo, she would grin liddat whenever my lens was pointing at her.  sucha camwhore…tsk

so kiiiuut! *cubit*

and i saw NeoNeo!

this berry sells really delicious beverages and crepes

that’s (stunned) Kiki da lala

look up!

becos Bint-ulu no have

it rained almost every evening making us just wanna laze around

pizza tower

spotted a illuminated tower in front of SanYan

veggie | brinjal | choco

we against mamis’ advices (stay indoor blablabla…) that we went shopping. i got a new wallet and kiki got a pair of white high heels which i likey very muchy :D

fatty bom bom

had dinner with roomie’ family on da last night. kiki and roomie kept cajoling me that this fatty bom bom is very da yummo! i don’t get it, why would people ingesting this eww fatty? it’s so disgusting that i almost gagged da moment i put it into my mouth

look up!

warmth chicken soup

i had this tonic everyday. muchy thanks to aunty :D aunty too cooked many delicious home-cooked dishes which reminds me of homesweerhome ^^

da end.

we didn’t really do muchy stuffs in Sibu. most of da time, we preferred to stay in to errr…do revision *shifty eyes* we were there to escape from H1N1 remember? yet, i risked my precious life to movie | shop | dine out | yamcha. well, life’s too short to not enjoy, no?

Hallo From Sibu

Category : Breathe & Live, Friends & Kin, Meet & Match, Walk & Run

*wave*

if u guys haven’t already know, im now in Sibu

it’s a loong story why im here, to cut da story short, becos of H1N1. period.

okie, a tad more, there’s +ve cases in my campus. period.

mami: don simply go out ar in Sibu. drink more water. just stay in da house nevermind one. hear me?

roomie’s mami: don simply go out ar…blablabla

kiki’s mami: don simply go out ar…blablabla

conclusion: 天下的妈妈都是一样的 (The world is the same mother, translated by FARKTARD GOOGLE TRANSLATOR!!!)

but da world is da same daughter. we all went out hahaha for dinner hahaha for yamcha hahaha and for movie hahaha…

it was an eventful night. we did put on mask in da cinema (how to eat and drink with mask on u show me!).

nice meeting STP (and da Tim Tam) and his Sibuian & Penangite friends . it was my first ever meeting up with blogger , do i sound da same as in virtual world, forgot to ask him bout this =.= i think i was a bit shy in da beginning then started to warm up after awhile. will blog more bout da dinner later. tomorrow, maybe. it’s already 0319! time to hit da sack!!!

on a darker note, i think i put on some weight already and it’s only my second day here seimou. partly, it’s becos of this orgasm choc! im not complaining, give me more of it anytime and i will u bery muchy…

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