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First Day!

annant — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:09:55 +0000

i think i deserve to emo for da whole day and u dang people DON’T block my way or else

i will bite u.

im a red ant today. (no pun intended!)

2010 resolution

annant — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:49:03 +0000

this is my first ever (hopefully not da last one) resolution list in my life =.= actually im sibeh exhausted now (just got back from lab), still i must list it down NOW. it’s now or never, i know myself so well one.

so here it is.

to be financial savvy. i really really need to master this. i hate da fact that im pokai by da end of every semester.
to shed off 3 kilos. at least.
to be certain about my future. as u all know (or not), i will be graduating this may. but im still uncertain whether to further master or enter workforce or simply find a loaded chap and marry off and become siu lai lai
to reduce alcohol intake. im very proud to say that i have not sipped any so far (just two days only =.=). to be frank, i prefer dancing to drinking lo.
to blog more often! hopefully la… i lead a pretty hectic lifestyle okie! blame it on thesis la. we have no life becos of u stupid thesis!

i can go on and on, but i think i better stop now… wait till i accomplish these first, then i’ll post 2010 resolution part two

i spotted a crocodile in da air this noon

Eppie New Year!!!

annant — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:47:57 +0000

our loots

i have a confession to make!

of that loot, i ONLY drank one small cup of 7-up and a cup of sparkling juice and a handful of tit-bits. ZERO alcohol consumed!

as one of my new year resolution is,

reduce alcohol intake.

as it will make me fat and it’s opposed to my another resolution,

to shed off at least 3kg.

so stop luring me with food okie!

btw, i have just renewed my domain, so u guys are gonna stuck with me for another year nyek nyek

22 Things to Commemorate My 22nd

annant — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:54:59 +0000

this burfdae post is ala kennysia style.

1. after blogging for three years, i finally bought myself AntzWorLd.net

2. and i got my first cheque from nuffnang last month. da figure is insignificant thought. not even 1% of what xiaxue got (a whooping 40k if u must know)

3. got wasted for da 1st time in my life. by wasted i mean i grabbed a toilet bowl and puked . that’s what a daddy would do for his her son (an inside joke, it’s okie if u don’t get it).

4. worked as a part-time chinese tutor to two devils. (i have stopped tutoring due to my tight schedule). and ya, they are still alive now.

got a dean list. no i ain’t bragging, it’s only my second time of getting one and i think it’s my last one too. i don’t really give myself muchy pressure in getting 3.75. that’s not what all uni life should be right? right.

6. served my internship in sandakan.

7. and realized that working life ain’t a bed of roses. that’s why i vowed to marry a yao qin yan!

8. slaughtered a crabbie ON MY OWN.

9. became a baja hitam.

10. travelled around sabah muchy thanks to si tao.

11. parasailed and

clad in bikini (for da 1st time) to flaunt my obese figure in kk.

12.

celebrated kaamatan day with da locals in kk. it’s a HUGE festival in sabah.

13.

received a red bomb! and gave out ang pao for da first time.

14.

spent a bliss day on a private beach owned by a loaded chap in lahad datu. i likey porkie but he doesn’t. just in case u wanna know how come didn’t i seduce him.

15.

chowed down a Napoleon wrasse (so mei) which cost a bomb (im a poor student ma) in tawau ! i heard that it’s much more costly in peninsular, up to thousands wo =.=

16. dared myself to fly without wings from a 20 ft tall of waterfall. i still can’t believe that i actually did it!

17.

had a luxurious holiday on a gorgeous island <3 guess where!

18. and came back with a two-toned body T____________T which last till today

19. fleed to sibu when h1n1 virus raided bint-ulu

20. and took da opportunity to meet up with suituapui. it was my first ever blogger meet up. sort of.

21. determined to shed off some weight. by da end of da day, i only managed to lose a can drink’s weight WTF

22. listed 101 things about me.

i know this 22 things ain’t something really big. but heck, this’s da best 22 things (i can remember of) that happened when i was 22nd.

i just turned 23rd yesterday. belated wishes are welcomed.

It’s December Niao!

annant — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:57:53 +0000

So Fast :S

which means year 2009 is so gonna end in 30 days :S

im regret that i didn’t accomplish something big this year, haih, another year wasted

wait, i still have 30 days to do something, emmm…

oh, like stp, im a december baby too! *hints hints*

QODD: Weirdest Allergen

annant — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:22:51 +0000

seafood

it’s da most common allergen everybuddy have heard of. some are selectively allergic to certain kinds of seafood like prawns only *cough* kikilala and bro *cough*. while some unlucky fellas are non-selectively allergic to all of da seafood. aww…poor thing… *tomatoes flung by* (bomb)
rice

u hear me right. R.I.C.E. da staple food to most of da asians. when i was in ns, i met this very fair lady girl ( we were only 17 back then) who’s one. so her’s staple diet would mainly be of meehoon and mee and sometimes, kuehtiow (but i thought meehoon is made of rice? emm… ) and so she got to mum yummy tapao-ed meals while we were chowing down our not-so-nice meals
chocolate

seriously this acquaintance of mine has no life. whoever is allergic to cheese, sorry to say that, u have no life too. (N) (and do u know that (&) cant mum choco?)
meat

my sandakan’s housemate is da one. M.E.A.T. ALL KINDS OF MEAT. PORK(clown) CHICKEN(chicken) MUTTON(goat) BEEF(cow) VENISON EXCEPT FISH. but she doesn’t seems to care, eat first scratch later (quoted from her). oh she’s allergic to seafood too fhl. seafood in sandakan is like ohmaigawdly cheap can!!! how to resist u say la. that’s why we always lure her by cooking crabbie prawns and sotongs nyek nyek.
air-cond

who say people only allergic to food stuff huh? this friend of mine would wake up to running nose and coughing if he zzz in air-conditioned room. ya, a HE. mou guai yong fella *cough*orang hocktan *cough*
dust

for myself, my biggest allergen is dust. even da slightest puny one will keep my nose running for da whole day. dang tiring lo, have to keep sneezing and blowing (i mean my nose okie!). whenever there’s gotong-royong ar, i use this as excuse one nyek nyek nyek…ooopps, now u know my secret >:o

so, are u allergic to anything? what’s da weirdest allergen you’ve ever heard of huh?

ps: qodd = question of da day!

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

annant — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:57:55 +0000

hallo!

i now lead an oh-so-busy lab life. been looming up at lab at 8ish AM and signing off at 6ish PM. by da time i reach room, all i wanted to do is fai tit shower, mum mum, plonk myself down in front of lappie do something which doesn’t require muchy movement(like watching drama, blog-hop requires clicking hence explains my absence in blogosphere =.= ) then zzz before da clock hits 11 (i has no life!). and locomote is a extravagant chore after working hour (or izzit labbing hour?). i kid u not.

today, i just spent more than 6 hours weighing my samples (which will be analyzed using chns) into those tiny silver cups. my eyes nearly popped out i tell u.

i really really cant imagine myself having to work from 8 to 5 next time. working adult i salute u all wei. not that im a spoilt brat never work in my life before la…working part time and full time is two different thing okie, like fire and water, like me and u, very different one okie! and just imagine u gotta work till u grow old (fifty five years old, ohmaigawd just lemme die). some of my yimagujies relatives have been asking me, where i wanna work next time, what i will be next time so kepo …to be frank, i have absolutely no freaking idea. i loathe tedious sei sei ban ban job. i wish i could work in a company which has flexible working hour (means no need to punch card!), dynamic working place (means many many trips! preferably overseas ones hehe), no politic one (i seriously cannot tahan!), bubbly and selfless lengchais and lengluis colleagues (make my working hour less torturous!), allows tweettering and fbing at work, and most importantly, fat ass salary .

if i cant find such company, i think i have work on my plan b. which is to fish a loaded bloke and marry off. become a siu lai lai who tam cha in da morning and adjoin to shopping centre with other rich tai tais. haih, i wish! i will pray to guan yin ma tomorrow, hopefully she can understand my papayaish chinese, amitabha.

btw, tomorrow’s haji day, i know some of my coursemates secretly stalk my humble bloggie, eh, eppie holiday semua! tarima kasi for supporting AntzWorLd ar. i lap u guys <3. bring me some kuih lapis okie? kuih raya also can hehe *muka tembok*

ps: da title of this post is inspired by spam. it has nothing to do with da content though, i just thought that it’s funny

WTF8888

annant — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:16:23 +0000

patronized this during lunchy hour today.

as usual, we were blathering over our meals, dingbianhus to be exact…it was my FIRST time having it after staying here for 3 years plus (wow it took me that loong, and i have yet to try kuehchap). it was very yummy (after sprinkling some pepper in it). and i had taufufa submerging in soybean milk <3

so ya, we blathered a lot. i told them about da WTF 1 number plate was spotted in kl. and one of my friends gave me da huh?-what-da-fark-is-wtf-look. i reciprocated with da what-da-fark!-u-actually-donno-what-da-fark-is-WTF-wtf-look. i was glad that he was awakened after that. phew! and do u know that da WTF1 actually cost rm86,680 WTF!!! and da lucky owner is an well-off malay chap driving a GTR!

i wondered who will be da lucky owner of WTF8888 (wtf fark fark fark fark)…emmm…(btw, it’s WTF4xxx now, fai tit grab da WTF before it’s too late!)

haih, why are u so sensitive to this kinda thing one ar? orang hocktan commented.

haih! why my friends know me so well one. i lap u babi <3

Tiga Belas Tahun Yang Lalu…

annant — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:42:28 +0000

we were so small and dainty then wtf

if u haven’t already know, i was staying in Section 14, PJ before shifted to malacca 13 years ago. time really flies huh? i spent hours stalking their pics (those who shared info with everybuddy la) …and ooh-ed and aah-ed over their physical revolution =.= hey we lost contact for 13 freaking years okie!!! so excited can!!!

*gasp*

i better stop stalking…a report due tomorrow and i haven’t even started :S

eh, fai tit squint your eyes and spot me! nah, give u a hint: mushroom!

Things To Do While Pooing

annant — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:58:01 +0000

wake up from bed. drink warm h2o. wait patiently for nature’s call. answer da call wtf.

this is my daily morning ritual. that’s why i need to wake up one hour earlier for brushing up before class. i lurve how my tummy looks flat after pooing (not that it bulges out alot la)

im really curious what else u guys do while answering da call ar? i tell u then u tell me back (by commenting) okie?

read. i bring something into da toilet most of da time. it varies from novel, mag, newspaper to lecture notes (only during exam season.)
examine. my shite. like da color, da shape, da texture wtf
pick split-ends. hair condition deteriorates after rebonding and coloring and highlighting T-T
organize. to-do list of da day in mind. and forget bout it after coming out from toilet =.= happens all da time. i still remember i have a lab report due tomorrow! don sked!
blog. no, i dont mean blogging from da loo. i mean inspiration for blogging. like this post
sms. i dont usually bring hp with me into da loo. occasionally i do. when im waiting for urgent reply and i cant hold up da call.
grunt and strain. ewww grosss i know. but that’s what i do when Mrs. Constipation visit me. i loathe her okie! eat more veggies and fruits wei!
do nothing else. just sit (sometimes squat) there and answer and ciao

found this article telling what can u do in public toilet. betul-betul hilarious!

so, have u poo-pooed today?