he & she are hopelessly mushy lately. just bear with them okie?

as usual, we were blathering over our meals, dingbianhus to be exact…it was my FIRST time having it after staying here for 3 years plus (wow it took me that loong, and i have yet to try kuehchap). it was very yummy (after sprinkling some pepper in it). and i had taufufa submerging in soybean milk <3

so ya, we blathered a lot. i told them about da WTF 1 number plate was spotted in kl. and one of my friends gave me da huh?-what-da-fark-is-wtf-look. i reciprocated with da what-da-fark!-u-actually-donno-what-da-fark-is-WTF-wtf-look. i was glad that he was awakened after that. phew! and do u know that da WTF1 actually cost rm86,680 WTF!!! and da lucky owner is an well-off malay chap driving a GTR!

i wondered who will be da lucky owner of WTF8888 (wtf fark fark fark fark)…emmm…(btw, it’s WTF4xxx now, fai tit grab da WTF before it’s too late!)

haih, why are u so sensitive to this kinda thing one ar? orang hocktan commented.

haih! why my friends know me so well one. i lap u babi <3

my guy friends blurted *point up* to each other in class today. i looked at them in puzzle? it’s definitely not something good as they sounded sarcastic. they enlightened me after that.

and im really glad they did!

yala, da siao gal in background is me la :-/

then, i dared myself to do it…

standing at height twenty feet, i hesitated. to jump or not to jump.

hock was there to rescue me if anything happen.

kiki was beside me to yell tolong help jiuming gaomeng ar if anything happen.

my boss, mr saw was there to record da whole ordeal if anything happen.

after giving kiki a hug and bid goodbye (just in case anything happen u know), 3,2,1, no, i didnt jump.

another 3,2,1, again didnt manage to jump…

after gazillion of 3,2,1s…

i did it! good job babe! *pat self on da back*

i totally ignored hock who’s approching me…sorry la…too kancheong already, all i remembered was swim swim swim

it seriously took lotsa courage to do that, u just need to take da first step and voila!

not that u can rewind to undo it after stepping out, quoted from my boss. 

followed by kiki,

who doesnt know how to swim at ALL *standing ovation*

on da way back,

“ki, im still alive ”

“congratulation!” kiki replied with a grin

we hugged each other,

“life’s good” i whispered.

da next day, i texted bro,

“ge, i jumped off fr a waterfall ytd u knw! more than 20ft u knw!… ”

“wow. shiok hor…”

“shiok is shiok la…lucky im still alive wei…”

“if u tell mum tat, u wont be going aniwer again…”

“i knw i knw, thatz y i didnt…life is too short to not enjoy la ”

aftermath:

handaches

backaches

legaches

ps: dont try this at home everybuddy. especially if u are staying at 20ft. dont ever try to act like a superman when u know very well that u are NOT. u have been warned!!!

so da other i saw haur’s boxer peeking out from his so-loose-can-drop-off-anytime-pants, i faititly threw him this question…

she: eh, why u put on boxer one?

he: cos boxer is friendly to my ‘brother’…

she: *guffaw* brother…

he: but if im having sport, then underwear…

she: oh why?

he: cos if sport ar, will keep bouncing ma *bouncing gestures*

she: *guffaw lagi loud*

so, u, my male readers, im throwing this question to u, boxer or underwear huh?

via ffn!!! 

can u feel da excitement im feeling now?

im down with flu with running nose…again!!!  :@

(W)

sneezing actually makes me miss da two lil’ kiddos

cos

whenever one of them ha-a-a-choo-ed,

he/she will say,

excuse me, darling

(F)

da exact plot of da story is

she washed da papaya one fine evening…

pared it abit

but somehow feel that it’s hard like a stone

she stopped paring

and pray that it would still turn orangish yellow after few days

somehow noone heard her prayer

so this is what it looks like after one week this incident happened (W)

(N)

still hard like a stone =.=

and it’s now resting in (not so) peace in da big trash container beside kk2.

dear papaya, if u die without closing your eyes, remember da murderer is sing siaw xiang…

da end.

roomie bought a green papaya back

it’s her very first time buying a papaya on her own (such a spoilt brat, tsk…)

so after few days,

she pared da papaya.

papaya will turn orangish when it ripes…everybuddy knows this right Right RIGHT?

she pared da papaya when it’s still very da green  :-/

me: still very green ma why u pare it wo? yuen wwwang…

roomie: i thought it’s a new species ma…

(W)

this could only happen to u SING SIAW XIANG

me: dear can help to buy sawi and 2 tomatoes..ripe ones

roomie: sawi是长什么样子的? (how sawi looks like?)

caisin u know? and big onion 2 biji..2 potatoes

canned food? i cant recognise sayur wo..

(W)

today fst class cancelled

very nice

not nice..we still have to stay in da hell

lol..hell is good for u

then u should call me cruella..i collect dalmation puppies..wahaha

hahaha..i no have puppy..collect ant want?

today no bus (to go out)

shit

don shit here..fai tit go toilet..go go..

don worry, i got wear pampers ultradry 28cm..no leakage..no overflow..yeah

but da smell will linger around da lab :S

itz ok..let da aroma delight mr uknowwho

yucks..not nice (at ALL)

oh my dear roomie, now everybuddy know what type of pampers u are using niao!

u say la how can i not heart my roomie to bits