by the end of the first day, after standing for more than 12 hours, i couldn’t feel my shoulders, arms, and legs anymore. the first thing i did when i reached is slumped on the bed. of course la after shower not like somebody *cough*loong*cough*. the nest morning, one of the bossies asked us, “today, your legs come back niao ma?” haha. things got better on the next two days. still, my shoulders, arms, and legs were lost after 10pm and then found on the next morning after i sleep with my legs rested on two pillows.

i was representing Sensonic this time, no, not show girl, not that i’m qualified as one wtf, just a sales representative (or in another word, promoter). my bossie is the most fun, sporting and interesting bloke to work with! he studied Human Psychology along with three other degrees. he can actually see through people after asking few questions. so i asked him jokingly on the second day, “so have you see through me huh?” no, he hadn’t. he read my palm (is my bossie geng u say la) after that, WALAO! he really see me thoroughly through wei (so coincidently i saw one guy wearing a statement t-shirt that says let’s be honest hence the post title *points up*). and he predicted my lifetime partner will soon appear. then the next day, he kept bugging me to call mami to ask how muchy betrothal money mami wanted if i were to marry and he offered 30 tables for wedding dinner. why is he liddis =.=

hallo i is the bossie

although he might appear strong, he has his sentimental side. i’m glad that he’s willing to open up to me albeit we just met less than 48 hours, like how he preached me on life philosophy like a sugar daddy, how he survived his zaman kegelapan after breaking up with the first lurve, how he got teary when he talked about his late dad while showing us the pichas of his daddy lying in coffin. who say guys only liu xue bu liu lei huh? guys have their own soft and tender side too okie. like how the he weeps while watching jap drama HAHA!

neh this is my bossie!

why is my face as round as the moon oh why! T____________T . must be wrong angle!and WHY there’s two tones on my arms???

my colleagues, Atun | annant | JingJing

Atun is the best massager wei. every night she would gimme a bloody GOOD knead on the shoulder and back before we dismissed. i already miss her dearly, err, to be exact, her hands. and JingJing the cashier who’s always missing in action =.=. had to find her high and low one whenever customer wanna do payment. zanhai! she’s one innocent girl who’s the bossie likey to bully one haha

tea break

on the last day, bossie belanja-ed us pizza! no wonder la we couldn’t find him. we thought he went to tarik (aka smoking) again. sorry bossie we wronged you.

baby baby

met so many familiar faces like uni staffs, unimates and beloved coursemates at the PC Fair. tenkiu guys come and pongchan us. haiya, i just remember that we forgot to take picha of us working together le, Aloong, Kiki and orang Hocktan! zanhai!!! oh that cutie’s Dr. Wong’s 8-month-old daughter who looks like a boy imho

our three working days ended in a blink of eyes. on the last day after wongfeihong shaodong, we became kulis. helped them to pack goods into cartonSSS.

this picha doesn’t justify the TOTAL cartons. it’s only 1/3 i think.

then had to lug them down two stairs. the architect of this building should be shot to death for not integrating a lif into it.

Mr Ting the zombie wtf

that’s how we transport all the cartonSSS from upstairs to downstairs with the slide haha. we are smartass wei nyek nyek. unity is strength

faces that made my working ordeal a berry merry one!

U2 Computer Team @ PIKOM PC Fair May 2010

(excuse the inferior quality, read eyes, graininess, it was taken with hp)

da evil’s back!

i have devoted my weekly 120minutes for her despite da fact that i have barely enough time for myself due to my oh-so-tight-that-i-could-barely-breathe schedule.

money is one factor. and to relax is another one. irony right?

for that two hours, i can (temporary) leave my assignments and workloads behind and have fun playing and chatting with her in broken chinese, it’s SHE, NOT me okie!

and one great finding after that first two hours, kiddo’s NOT that scary after all. walao, i sounded like im well prepared to be a mami liddat choin Choi CHOI!

and one more thing, she can now pronounce lao shi  (老师) instead of lao sek (老色)! which’s good. lao sek sounds like a pedophilia seimou :S

haven’t seen her in awhile and boy girl, she’s grown chubbier! now, there’s someone’s face is rounder than mine nyek nyek

ps: fai tit say eppie burfdae to AntzWorLddotnet! it’s been a good one year blogging here

we were having our weekly outing with da sitao one saturday…i think it’s an off day that day cos normally i had to work on saturday one…half day though

it’s our last saturday in sandakan so we pestered sitao to bring us to mum dai fun (大粉, which literally means big noodle, aka kueh teow). and 1.5hours later, we ended up here. yup, we were staying in a desert. sandakan is very popular with this kinda floating restaurants…hidden behind floating houses

aiyo, see also no appetite niao :S

we still braved ourselves in though

it’s a must-mum sandakan specialty (i think) wei. i have heard about dai fun since day one i landed in sandakan. it was meant to be my first luchie in sandakan, but it’s sold out

ok la, quite clean compared to da previous snapshot phew!

there’s actually two restaurants for us to choose but da other like no many patrons…so we chose this sim-sim seafood restaurant wihch serves no pork

see, we were right, this eatery is femes one. come out in newspaper some more.

but they don’t serve dai fun T______T

nice view emmm…

it’s sour enough, but it would be better if it’s spicier. how can a tomyam NOT spicy le?

soem fresh gems sauna-ing in da soup

others ordered da same wihch is this kon lou min. looked delicious, but im not a fan of kon lou min, so…

whoever will be going to sandakan, u MUST order seafood for every meal okie!

u won’t get such fresh and cheap seafood other than sandakan, kk’s is pricier okie!

沙白, a type of shellfish.

enough said.

these are tong fong lo…i have never seen them in peninsular though

okie, we were satiated. off we went to do our weekly ritual of grocery shopping

hallo this is annant clad in lab coat + respirator + goggle

hallo this is kiki wiping her goggle like da wiper on da windscreen of car wtf

just in case u donno, this is baja hitam

i was meant to update earlier one but walao my accommodation have no internet connection…even celcom broadband shows me a bloody EDGE =.=||| sien…but at least i can online during working hours…if i have nothing to do la…which is only today cos first day to work and my superior only brief us and we are free for da whole day!

da view here damn nice right?

so i will be here in Sandakan for da next two months, or ten weeks to be exact. for practical training. in a research centre which is located on da ohmaigawdly outskirt of da city. one hour of highway smooth road and then follows by half an hour of bumpy road from town. butts also goes numb i tell u!

i rock!

learned from Mr S (our superior) that da seafoods here is dang C.H.E.A.P okie! 1 kilo of crab cost only a FIVE bucks. can u believe it? no right? i plan to buy them back next time. but i donno how to prepare it…what’s da best way to have crabs? steam? teach me teach me!!! and teach me how to slaughter them alive also ar! if not later their chela pinch me then how? T-T

okla, gotta get back to work. purleeese forgive me if i don’t visit u guys bloggies often okie! cos u know la im now a working lady. very busy one for this two months only la

i have nothing to do while waiting for them to complete their work

so i flash out my trusty josh…

and da very camera-sensitive one fai-titly posed for me

blekk

da boy joined da fun too!

then da gal started to buat muka hodoh (literally means, make ugly face or in another word, grimace)

she conned da boy to do da same thing

didi, cepat buat muka hodoh!!

i made them to call each other in chinese

da gal is older so she’s cheche (i know it should be jie jie but da boy can’t seem to pronounce it well :S) and da boy is didi

didi macam hantu

and da other day, i was teaching them about da face features

like tou fa (hair), kou (mouth), er duo (ear)… (i wanted to teach them bi zi (nose) as well but my memory failed me that day, i can’t write bi, huang lao sek wo dui bu qi ni T-T ) (W)

in order for them to understand better and make da class livelier,

i drew myself on da whiteboard

ini muka cantik :-$

art is subjective one u know? that’s why i got 40/100 for my art back in primary school T-T

after that i asked them to draw themselves

this is muka hodoh

muka ini lagi hodoh

i couldn’t help but to laugh in their faces

yala im a bad lao sek 

ini muka cantik cos got eyelashes one!

da gal would add eyelashes for all da animals that she colored

cute right?

ok. one last snapshot,

ini semua muka cantik :-$

(excuse my eyebags, they are da strong evidence of i-did-stay-up-late-and-study)

hallo everybuddy,

meet raihana & khairil

both hard at work!

i tell u ar…don’t be deceived by this pic okie!

peaceful coexistence? u are so wrong baby

when da boy teases da gal,

like

eh, u lambat la…

like

hey tengok saye…

like

like da boy brag about his new set of colour pencils

da gal will sulk as if da whole world displease her

then i have to be a conciliator to soothe da condition before

da gal start sobbing ;-(

u know la boy very rebellious one

likey kacao gal

boys being boys…

really geksei me :S

one day before our first lesson

i was kinda worried that

what if i couldn’t get along with them

what if they don’t likey me?

what if they are disobedient?

what if errr…they think im cute wtf

on da first day, i taught them

jiao wo lao shi (叫我老师) (call me teacher)

lao sek! (老色!) (sounds like im a pervert)

is lao shi!

lao sek!

lao shi

lao sek!

grrr…ok, i give up!

they missed out one year of kindie, that’s why they don’t have any basic foundation for chinese

just imagine they donno 一二三四五, but they know 脱衣服, 玩游戏… =.=

da gal’s writing…

don’t u think da 七 looks like a keris?

and 十 looks like a cross?

<whisper>i secretly fall in lurve with him</whisper> (L)

i mean, look at his eyes lashes

so pretty can die okie!

no need to wear falsies so good!

*stamp foot*

oh, btw, i have an interesting incident to tell u guys! *excited-ing*

<story>one fine night…

when we were having our lesson in da living hall,

suddenly one insect flew in from da ajar door…

and to our horror =-O , it’s a cicada!!!

me being da big sis fait tit hugged them and hid in one corner and

da three of us scream shrieked for help!

pn hadiah (da boy’s mami)! tolong! pn hadiah! tolong!

big sis wo, kononnya :S

10seconds later, da mami and da daddy rushed out from da room and asked anxiously

ape hal ape hal?

ada liang liang!!!

haiyo, i ingat ada kebakaran! (W)

=.=|||

what… why are u looking at me liddis, im very well-known of having entomophobia lo…

da daddy then macholy chased da cicada out! phew!

but ten minutes later

another cicada flew in and i yelled tolong! tolong! again! FML </story>

see, they so layan me

whenever i flash out my trusty joe

they would pose for me

so guai! *pat head*

im really glad that we click very well since day one

it’s my pleasure being able to spend three hours per week with them

im lagi pleasure that i manage to earn some extra moolah to foot my extra expenses (like u know, shopping)

okok,

this post is getting pretty loong-winded niao

so i end this post with *point down*

O-)

u say la how can i not enjoy teaching them?

ps: smileys has finally come back!

now u can use smiley in commenting niao! make sure u use them okie?