1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. (he says – i prefer simple plus a bit cute girl. someone with minimal makeup, t-shirt and jeans also good enough. and of course good looking. haha – excerpt from one of our earliest chatlog. of all qualities he mentioned, i think i only qualified 25/100, the minimal makeup part. i failed horribly terribly vegetably wtf.)

2. Guys love flirts. (oh yay. most guys i know are flirtatious. and they see me as one too. is this a good thing huh?)

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. (this happens when there’s more lust than lurve.)

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. (this happens some time. our thinking are so divergent sometimes.)

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. (true if he’s the one initiates a convo in skype.)

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (i hope so.)

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics. (he says i’m clingy. and it’s the very first time people says i’m CLINGY.)

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. (he once said, i lose control, because of you babe. i lose control, when you look at me like this. yup, it’s from You and I by Scorpions.)

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. (he has got many fansi one *sulk*.)

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. (we have never talked about our past. yet.)

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. (we are just not that stable yet, you know.)

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! (so this explains those occasional awkward silence. now i know.)

13. Guys cry!!!!!!!! (HELL YAY! he cried over a japanese drama. he has his sentimental side and i lurve it haha)

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will. (he eventually will. just matter of time.)

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much. (that’s why we have never walked into each other dream?)

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat. (no comment on this.)

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back. (who? no turning for me or he?)

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. (haha. guys can be berry curious sometimes.)

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands. (even crazier when girls touch their balls. kidding XD)

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. (he never stammer in front of me. this means he doesn’t really likey me? T-T)

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you. (so far he had turned me down twice. hug me in front of a crowd and smooch me when i’m flu. it hurts so muchy when kena rejected)

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.” (o-kie, wish ya good luck then XD)

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. (and he has to do the same thing so that i can get him right!)

24. Guys hate gays! (will ask him about this!)

25. Guys love their moms. (another HELL YAY! mami’s boys! haha)

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. (this haven’t happened. yet.)

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her. (next time when he says he’s thinking of me, i will remember this statement and cringe.)

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. (absolutely!)

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. (i think we don’t lurve each other. we just feel berry comfortable together. so comfortable that we smooch.)

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. (that’s why i dim guys as biatches.)

31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses. (lol)

32. Guys are very open about themselves. (third HELL YAY!)

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long. (to be frank, i have never believed him. how to believe when there’s a lie in between?)

34. No guy is bad when he is courting. (HELL YAY!. fourth.)

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. (when the clothes are in light colours.)

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty. (as long as you have heart (inner beauty) can already, he said.)

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. (maybe, who knows?)

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice. (i’m a berry good listener. many people concur that.)

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (he says im lame like all the time lo. T_T)

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else. (nope, we are sorta in an open relationship.)

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. (just like how i likey witty and opinionated guys then he in boxer WTF)

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything. (like how STRONG they are.)

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. (that’s why i have never tell him secrets.)

45. Guys think too much. (he thinks too little.)

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited. (HELL YAY! fifth one i think.)

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! (luckily i’m lighter than him =.=)

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!! (i’m afraid that our affair end before he gets serious.)

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. (maybe i’m too easy then.)

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more. (3 months to us is already a miracle. 3 years? HAHAHA.)

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy. (i think we won’t be long, so i didn’t tell him anything.)

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up. (i’ll reject him from hugging and smooching me next time, i swear.)

-i wonder who reads one by one. if you really do, i heart you berry muchy <3-

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically. (guys are not as strong as it seems sometimes.)

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power. (applicable to some guys i know.)

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends. (he’s not one though. )

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous. (emmm…)

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.” (he’s the one who left me alone. dang sad case. T_T)

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions. (i make him to decide most of the time.)

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. (i always do.)

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something. (oh sure. i wanna cheer him up.)

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong. (luckily it’s not ♥ at first sight for us. we knew that this is wrong though, our affair.)

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness. (i’m never one feeble. my buddies say that i have femininity in me which ooze out all the time.)

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do. (of course la *roll eyes*)

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him. (i do likey him. when he’s clingy.)

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. (HELL YAY! sixth?)

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. (i will cook for guy. see, i’m wifey material haha.)

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding! (i knew this. because i have a biological brother.)

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. (girl will never know unless guy says it out.)

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage. (i know his buddy knows everyfuckingthing about him, but then, we are having an affair remember? it’s better to stay low profile.)

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection. (he’s not one though.)

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised. (i learnt that from my past.)

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys. (haha! mine are just mild ones, don’t sked!)

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls. (*eyes go high*)

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well. (this just get me thinking, maybe it’s time for a full stop?)

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more. (sometimes i find guys are muchy more unpredictable than girls.)

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite. (o-kie…when i see these kinda grins on his face, i’ll know i’m being lame again.)

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls. (as long as it’s not covered with mud.)

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong. (*nod nod* learnt this when having a guy-girl talk few night back with a guy friend.)

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it. (sometimes. he only deals with it at the very last minute.)

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears. (i do swear. don’t judge me.)

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee. (i think he’s at the neck ooopps…)

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out. (he seldom shares with me his problems. am i not reliable/cool enough?)

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. (oh izzit?)

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you. (the former is muchy better than the latter.)

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him. (i once caught him sms-ing a number with noname. very suspicious. but i’m cool with it, didn’t confront him or make a fuss.)

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you. (if a girl let him go?…)

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does. (i don’t call him my bf, he’s just my partner of leisure haha)

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. (since practice makes perfect?)

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you! (he, never. but other guy friends did. well, fell out of lurve bah.)

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why. (i’ll make sure i remember this!)

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you. (he did say such thing before T_____________________T)

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. (he’s more to a free-thinker)

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl. (sometimes, yup)

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair! (i CAN touch his hair hahaha)

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you. (what if he says proportionate figure? XD)

98. Guys hate girls who overreact. (he calls them bitches.)

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. (let’s see how long can we not sms or chat!)

(source)

i think i mentioned numerous times that he and i are having an affair instead of a relationship. we met each other coincidently in the process of finding the right one no thanks to stupid cupid (it rhymes!). and we get involved in affair when we have no bloody business being part of in the first place. it’s like playing with fire they said. i say, i play because i can. i need occasion moisturizer on my lips XD don’t judge me okie?