on the morning before we checked out, “we haven’t taken any picha in the room le”, yelled (ex-)roomie, the lucky lass who has just acquired a huge ass canggih camera, 550D as graduation gift *sour grapes* *squint at mami daddy gege yiyi mama*

we took continuous shots instead which i made into gif. the one in white tee who threw her hands aimlessly in the air one is the roomie oh i miss yiu piggie. the one on the right in singlet one is the kikilala, my loupo! i miss yiu too T_T. the one with stripes is daihong, neh the nobita in doraemon, just that this one wear contact lenses one. the one in pink is the lankiest woman who’s legs are macam lidi =S and last but not least, choy si theng HAHAHAHAHA i miss u three bitch!

then we camwhored sambil swapping place.

i lurve how all of us laughed with a huge curve like a D on our faces <3

then we stood up on the bed. anyhow posed saja. haih, camwhore, failed maximum.

no, we don’t normally behave liddat one. this is how we look when we are normal in case u are wondering la nyek nyek.

by the end of the first day, after standing for more than 12 hours, i couldn’t feel my shoulders, arms, and legs anymore. the first thing i did when i reached is slumped on the bed. of course la after shower not like somebody *cough*loong*cough*. the nest morning, one of the bossies asked us, “today, your legs come back niao ma?” haha. things got better on the next two days. still, my shoulders, arms, and legs were lost after 10pm and then found on the next morning after i sleep with my legs rested on two pillows.

i was representing Sensonic this time, no, not show girl, not that i’m qualified as one wtf, just a sales representative (or in another word, promoter). my bossie is the most fun, sporting and interesting bloke to work with! he studied Human Psychology along with three other degrees. he can actually see through people after asking few questions. so i asked him jokingly on the second day, “so have you see through me huh?” no, he hadn’t. he read my palm (is my bossie geng u say la) after that, WALAO! he really see me thoroughly through wei (so coincidently i saw one guy wearing a statement t-shirt that says let’s be honest hence the post title *points up*). and he predicted my lifetime partner will soon appear. then the next day, he kept bugging me to call mami to ask how muchy betrothal money mami wanted if i were to marry and he offered 30 tables for wedding dinner. why is he liddis =.=

hallo i is the bossie

although he might appear strong, he has his sentimental side. i’m glad that he’s willing to open up to me albeit we just met less than 48 hours, like how he preached me on life philosophy like a sugar daddy, how he survived his zaman kegelapan after breaking up with the first lurve, how he got teary when he talked about his late dad while showing us the pichas of his daddy lying in coffin. who say guys only liu xue bu liu lei huh? guys have their own soft and tender side too okie. like how the he weeps while watching jap drama HAHA!

neh this is my bossie!

why is my face as round as the moon oh why! T____________T . must be wrong angle!and WHY there’s two tones on my arms???

my colleagues, Atun | annant | JingJing

Atun is the best massager wei. every night she would gimme a bloody GOOD knead on the shoulder and back before we dismissed. i already miss her dearly, err, to be exact, her hands. and JingJing the cashier who’s always missing in action =.=. had to find her high and low one whenever customer wanna do payment. zanhai! she’s one innocent girl who’s the bossie likey to bully one haha

tea break

on the last day, bossie belanja-ed us pizza! no wonder la we couldn’t find him. we thought he went to tarik (aka smoking) again. sorry bossie we wronged you.

baby baby

met so many familiar faces like uni staffs, unimates and beloved coursemates at the PC Fair. tenkiu guys come and pongchan us. haiya, i just remember that we forgot to take picha of us working together le, Aloong, Kiki and orang Hocktan! zanhai!!! oh that cutie’s Dr. Wong’s 8-month-old daughter who looks like a boy imho

our three working days ended in a blink of eyes. on the last day after wongfeihong shaodong, we became kulis. helped them to pack goods into cartonSSS.

this picha doesn’t justify the TOTAL cartons. it’s only 1/3 i think.

then had to lug them down two stairs. the architect of this building should be shot to death for not integrating a lif into it.

Mr Ting the zombie wtf

that’s how we transport all the cartonSSS from upstairs to downstairs with the slide haha. we are smartass wei nyek nyek. unity is strength

faces that made my working ordeal a berry merry one!

U2 Computer Team @ PIKOM PC Fair May 2010

(excuse the inferior quality, read eyes, graininess, it was taken with hp)

April was a berry berry hectic month for all of us. thesis, finals (a very last finals of our uni’s life woohoo!) and presentation haunted us from the beginning of the month till 28th which our presentation was held. so bloody glad that IT’S ALL O.V.E.R now! *bounce around the room* *shake butt* can you feel the joyous ant? XD

didn’t really celebrated my TGPWO (Thanks God Presentation Was Over). so on the 30th, a bunch of us celebrated Von’s burfdae. the last burfdae celebration we had for this woman. in Bint-ulu.

3 tables were joined to accommodate 15 of us.

oh the woman in yellow on the right is the burfdae gal

hallo! we are Malaysian F4 which stands for female 4. not the Taiwan’s, with f-cup one

and our specialties are off key WTF

a not so complete qun ka fok

burfdae gal’s bf, jiu, in action.

earlier on, we gals are fooling and camwhoring with the snoker stick (or whatever u call it). then the boss came over and told Theng, “eh you all donno how to play better don’t touch okie!” (translated directly from Chinese). we thought he’s joking and trying to tackle Theng haha manatau he answered seriously, “wo bu shi kai wan xiao de!” (i’m not joking!) we were all like O.O WHAT THE EFF? is this the way to treat your customers huh! we paid for it okie u cocky butthead! so furious dot com dot net dot you. luckily our guys saved our faces cos we are really a bunch of bimbo phew!

while waiting for our food to be served, we adjoined to the mini stage for camwhoring XD

i lurve my calf here but not my thigh!

the start of the night

my chicken chop @ RM14. the portion’s so pathetically small. as if we have bird’s appetite liddat. we were so famished that we could gulp down an elephant wei

a DIY pressie we had for the gal!

everybuddy’s so engrossed with the video.

except Along at the back. he’s seen texting every second ever since he has got a gf!

the eppie burfdae gal with the choco cake

making a wish

the ritual haha

gotcha XD

a peck on the cheek by the bf. see the gf grinned from ear to ear niao 见牙不见眼

this look berry familiar to me…

wait lemme check ar…

tadaa!

four years ago! we were so young back then! err…i mean u all, i’m still young and pok pook cui XD

the couple behind the DIY project plus the burfdae gal.

my lurvelies <3 ♥

speaking of <3 the other day i was chatting with baby, both of us promised not to use emoticon, so before we went to bed (separately la of course what are u thinking huh) i typed ‘less than three’. he replied me with a question mark. haih men…

You’re my biggest fan
You’ll follow me until i love you
Papa-paparazzi
XD

hope u had a great day woman!

a obligatory qun ka fok to end this post.
apparently some of the guys at the back kena blocked by the ladies in front nyek nyek

actually my mood changed from hippy at the beginning to gloomy by the time i click the publish button. something academical thingy is bothering me now. i need a warmth and tight huggie, but he can’t give me that now because he’s not by my side. i donno how people survive LDR lo…i guess i’m a more realistic people

da day after i finished my first paper, i ajak-ed roomie for dinner! another two friends, Lawr & DaiHong, tagged along. as usual, we had a hard time deciding where to mum mum…since DaiHong hasn’t been to The Fishing Village, so there was it!

from left to right: ____ asam, laici susu tak mau ice, my peacey sign, longan susu ice, laici susu ice.

Xiang (roomie) & i

while waiting for our food to be served, we did something we are very good at – camwhore! XD

lawr & i

cut! he forgot to open his eyes.

us again

okie, this time he opened his eyes big big. good boy *pats his head*

Lawr & i & DaiHong

no, daihong ain’t his real name. it’s a moniker from me nyek nyek wtf

Lawr & Xiang & DaiHong

saw some familiar faces opposite our table. we went over and kacao-kacao-ed.

Tom Yam Fried Rice @ RM10

first dish was served after 31247832951 min. nah just kidding about da time. all of us blurted “wah so huge (portion)” simultaneously when it’s served.

seriously, this is only 10buck. we didn’t finish this cos we were full to da brim by da end of da dinner. don’t farking lecture us on how African children are starving like hell. it’s just inappropriate to tapao da leftover for someone else when it’s full of our saliva. period.

Stir-Fried Lady Finger @ RM4

Lawr ordered this. he said it’s nice!

Chicken Chop @ RM12

da portion is quite big. i prefer it to be deboned tho.

IForgotWhatCheesieEggie @ RM6.50

i was expecting only an egg. manatau it came with all da side dishes =.= i would lurve it to be MORE cheesie.

Fish & Chips @ RM12

it ain’t your ordinary dory fish’s fish. it’s a whole slice of real fresh fish’s flesh. confuse eh?

nom nom nom

us minus Xiang with a tableful of yummo food. life’s bliss haha

actually this was my 2nd time here. i had my burfdae celebration here last year, my first and da last burfdae in Bint-ulu.

i had this Chicken Gordon Blue. it’s just so-so only. prefer da one in Secret Recipe!

mami said must mum meesua on burfdae for longevity purpose wo. i ordered claypot mee as they don’t serve meesua. both also mee, same effect gua. or so i thought

da lurvelies & me

upon arrival, i had a motley feeling of touch, warm, suprised to see all of them here, despite da fact that it was a berry critical period which all of us were so engrossed in lab (or field or both) and overwhelmed with workloads (or experiments). i swear i had teary eyes when i saw them sitting in front me.

da macho & i

guys that crack me up all da time. hey i just realized that i give them special moniker each XD

l-r: a.l.o.n.g ALong! | TingTingJie | Jiu (banana) | OrangHocktan | AhZai | PiewJiePiew

yala, im sucha bummer that i only posted up last year’s pichas now. well, better late than never right?

da sole reason im posting these old pichas up is, to tell u guys that da presence of all of u makes my four years uni ride here worthwhile. thanks for being there when i need u. no, i don’t mean he, i mean U, ALL OF U!

xoxo

everybuddy meet my lurves, theng and kiki

me & theng.

we used to be roomies in 2nd semester. oh, those good ol’ days. then she moved to other block in da following semester

kiki & i

that’s how i get closer to kiki gradually. now she’s my loupo wtf i still lurve muscular hunk emmm…

it looks empty cos it’s still early. i donno about you, my stomach starts growling when da clock hits 6. and bint-uluian dines only after 7.30pm, most of them la

we ordered pretty much da same thing we did last time.

just that this time da companion was different!

hallo commercial break awhile wtf

fish tofu

one of da side order ordered.

sabah you cai.

that’s me with a big wide grin kiap-ing food XD

a must order whenever we are here! but it seems that da quality deteriorates niao. they are soggy. i hate soggy fries okie!

butter fish. very fragrant somehow a tad oily and salty to my liking

my <3 my bitches berry muchy.

three of us ordered so muchy that we were full to da brim. and we had hearty chat over da dinner. they now knew that i have an affair with him. it’s under covered, so affair it is. and i knew what hold her back all this while. haih. we wished we knew it earlier babe. heart aches thinking that you’re alone battling da past years :(. it’s better late than never tho :). i lurve how we are so bold to each other now. in front of them, i ain’t afraid to show da true me, truly nekkid. plus i can burp LOUDLY hahahaha.

seifo, now u guys also know that i burp niao :S u all will still stay with me one right Right RIGHT?

becos it was one of those day that i felt like dressing up.

i bought this pair of leggings via online boutique last year. never once i wore it out cos i was scare that skeptical bint-ulu people would judge me :(.

but heck, it’s my last few months here and i couldn’t care more!

and i just realise that i forgot to backup my fonts before formatting lappie!!! ohmaifkinggawd, it’s a collection over da years wei T_____T le sigh

i love how we used to see and touch each other in school

i love how we used to prattle on da phone for hours and hours

i love how we used to share our crush stories

i love how we used to tell dirty jokes in class

i love how we used to check on each other during major examinations, no msn fai tit cram!

i love how we used to laugh so hard at your most embarrassed stories, like your lil’ brother found out that u were masturbating in room HAHAHAHAHAHA wtf

i love how we used to be that close and we were deemed as twins wtf minus da porn part

and i hate that distance is indeed a killer for relationship and friendship

da worst thing is that,

i don’t even know that u have got a bf seimou and u broke up few months back and u gone from double to single and u from single to double and then back to single =.=

and u all don’t even know i kissed a guy here and almost had an affair with him

ever since i started uni, i find that da we-moments ceased drastically

i know there’s fb, phone calls and msn.

u can still keep in touch with them and they still know what u are doing what…u say.

still,

it’s just NOT da same, u know?

there will be some awkward silence when we were on da line

and we don’t msn frequently blame it on our tight schedule

we don’t have da telepathy which we use to have anymore.

le sigh, this is da price i paid for my degree

i can’t wait to fly back during cny, this time i will go visiting with u guys, rest assured!

though we don’t get to meet each other frequently

one thing that im glad is,

we are still be able to bitch whenever we see each other, just like before.

count how many v(“,) are there wtf

so, are u allergic to anything? what’s da weirdest allergen you’ve ever heard of huh?

ps: qodd = question of da day!

as usual, we were blathering over our meals, dingbianhus to be exact…it was my FIRST time having it after staying here for 3 years plus (wow it took me that loong, and i have yet to try kuehchap). it was very yummy (after sprinkling some pepper in it). and i had taufufa submerging in soybean milk <3

so ya, we blathered a lot. i told them about da WTF 1 number plate was spotted in kl. and one of my friends gave me da huh?-what-da-fark-is-wtf-look. i reciprocated with da what-da-fark!-u-actually-donno-what-da-fark-is-WTF-wtf-look. i was glad that he was awakened after that. phew! and do u know that da WTF1 actually cost rm86,680 WTF!!! and da lucky owner is an well-off malay chap driving a GTR!

i wondered who will be da lucky owner of WTF8888 (wtf fark fark fark fark)…emmm…(btw, it’s WTF4xxx now, fai tit grab da WTF before it’s too late!)

haih, why are u so sensitive to this kinda thing one ar? orang hocktan commented.

haih! why my friends know me so well one. i lap u babi <3

barley

it’s only barley in it, nothing else, so lonely (sing, 2009)

not really babe, there’s some hidden sago mingling with those barley…

i still prefer to have barley with tong gua tui (winter melon strips)

warmth barley + cool weather = slacky seimou