here’s a compilation of 101 things u ought to know bout me…

1. on a lurvely evening of 3rd of December, 1986, an adorable baby gal was born. ie ME.

2. and that makes me a sagittarian.

3. i was slated to ‘come out’ on Christmas Day, but i popped out three weeks earlier i just couldn’t wait! this makes me a premature cutie baby gal.

4. my birthplace is singapore but i was brought back to Malaysia by popo (grandma) & yiyi (aunt) when i was one month old.

5. since then, i lived in section 14, pj for a good ten years before moving to malacca in 1997.

6. i spent most of my childhood staying with maternal relatives.

7. according to them, i look like a nun (with botak head) back then.

8. i have one and only sibling, an older bro named kenneth.

9. i have two mothers. one is my biological mami, and another one is my god mom, mama.

10. i literally have two fathers too. daddy and kaiye (god dad).

11. i inherited my daddy’s naturally curly, coarse and thick hair, foot size and dark skin and i inherited mami’s acne-prone skin and height. yala, i inherited all da inferior genes.

12. i really really really thank god that i don’t have mami’s neat fret genes. phew!

13. i had had measles, chicken pox and mumps (zhu tao pei).

14. i only swear in english now swear in chinese too (tamade!) and only in front of my chums (sorry babes).

15. i can’t sing, but I still lurve to annoy da hell out of my chums anyway.

16. im a right hander.

17. i lurve spicy and sour food.

18. i haven’t had to stay in the hospital since infancy.

19. oh wait, i once overnight in hospital to take care of my popo, this’s not counted hor?

20. i have no stitches on my body. and definitely don’t wish to have one in da future.

21. i once wrote a lurve letter to a guy boy i admired. but then he didn’t wrote back.

22. i prefer platinum over gold. *hint hint*

23. i wish i was taller by 10cm.

24. im good at making plan and terrible at following it.

25. i don’t have green fingers. just imagine i can even make a cactus wilt.

26. i don’t have any tattoo or weird piercing. but i will definitely get my belly pierced one day *cross fingers*.

27. i believe in ghosts, aliens and past lives.

28. i believe in reincarnation.

29. im a buddhist.

30. im of a hakka descent. yup im a CHINESE. pure one.

31. but i can only say, sit bao mang? (have u eaten?) wait, i know zo ma kai (wassup? ) too!

32. i get migraines easily. :S

33. i burp naturally. i know it’s too loud sometimes.

34. and i only burp in front of people im comfort with.

35. im very very indecisive.

36. i have never climbed a tree.

37. i ain’t a patient person. but mami lurves to challenge my patience.

38. i hate formalities.

39. i once broke a car’s gear stick.

40. i don’t likey babies and lil’ kiddos. they are devils when they start crying.

41. but, by contrast, my first job was babysitting which only lasted for a month.

42. no, i wasn’t fired cos of spanking/smacking/ill-treating them. i had to quit to enrol in NS.

43. and i was once a part time chinese tutor to two lil kiddo.

44. i can only wink with my left eye these days, i tried to wink with da right eye, but i look as if im attacked by spasm on my face

45. i ain’t a picky eater.

46. i name my gadgets. like Josh da lappie, Joe da camera, Johan da hardish, Matt da hanphone

47. im truly sorry if your name is listed above.

48. i have never tried smoking a ciggy. i hate smoker but i can’t hate my daddy for that

49. i have also never tried drugs.

50. i have selective memory which is not so good cos i don’t get to choose what i wanna remember.

51. i can never remember plots of books i read and movies i watched. :S this is why i never do book/movie review.

52. I bring my trusty Joe with me ALL da time cos i lurve to camwhore snap at everything :D. i hate people giving me da wtf?-liddis-also-wanna-take-(photo)-mer?-look.

53. i have a noticeable birthmark on my left arm.

54. i first dyed my hair when i was 13.

55. i would like to be a backpacker one day cos i think it’s cool.

56. i believe number 3 and 12 bring me luck.

57. i ain’t a perfectionist.

58. bugs never fail to freak da hell out of me :S. 200% entomophobia.

59. my blood type is O+. proud to be a universal donor.

60. i used to afraid of dark when i was younger cos i once dreamt a dark ugly disgusting hand wanted to pull me down to hell. :S

61. i used to watch WWF religiously don’t scare. i won’t choke slam u one.

62. i have an extremely disgusting sense of direction (nic, *shakehands*).

63. i rarely have problem in zzz-ing. i can practically zzz everywhere anywhere anytime.

64. i still zzz in jammies.

65. i have a very sensitive big fat nose.

66. i lurve free stuff. who doesn’t right?

67. at da age of 9, i learnt da true meaning of death. seeing someone u care so muchy went to heaven is NOT pleasant at ALL and he still owed me a barbie doll.

68. i only been clubbing for six times. don’t .

69. i do drink, but i know nothing about booze. people thought i know a lot though. i ain’t a drunkard hor…

70. i attended drawing classes when i was 8. but i can’t draw for toffee. i got Ds for art in primary. art is very abstract one u know? they just donno how to appreciate my pieces of art…

71. history and chemistry are my worst subject in high school. no matter how hard i tried, i still got Ds for both subjects..u say gek sei or not.

72. every beverage i order in starbucks must add XXTRA whipped cream. including fruit juice.

73. i have better appetite when im ill. donno why.

74. i prefer sweeping over mopping.

75. i hate cats. woof!

76. i have a pet dog which her moniker is giant ass. she used to be a chickie ass pup!

77. i hate politics.

78. people say im unapproachable when i don’t talk. after getting to know me, they say im like a shapo

79. im a full-time extrovert and a part-time introvert.

80. i hate innards *puke* .

81. i believe in lurve at first sight .

82. im near-sighted.

83. im a very clumsy and klutzy person. i broke a slow cooker(‘s cover), pyrex bowl, cupss (note da ss), spoons (of course not those of stainless steel la ) and da list will surely go on.

84. oh, i once dropped my specs in toilet bowl.

85. i hate going to wet market. da foul smell makes me gag. i used to accompany popo to wet market when i was very young though. is this what they say, familiarity breeds contempt?

86. i don’t likey strawberry milk. it tastes like medicine to me.

87. im a lousy cook. but im very creative in complementing two different food.

88. i pair peanut butter with scrambled eggie and maggi mee with cheese!

89. i think im gradually developing an interest in cooking.

90. i don’t really know myself well cos i find it hard to come up with 100 facts about myself.

91. i used to collect stamps, phone cards and stickers.

92. all my collection of stamps and phone cards is nowhere to be seen now. i still take good care of my sticker albums though.

93. at the moment, i collect 50 cents coins cos im money-faced liddat. $-$ and i will change them to notes once da box is full

94. in future, i wish to have two children. a gal and a boy. hopefully they are twins. then once and for all gaodim.

95. i feel insecure when i have less than 50 bucks in my pocket. like now.

96. i speak broken english and i write brokenly too.

97. don’t u think that my grammar sucks muchy?

98. AntzWorLd was born on January 10, 2009 at 12:26am. thanks to neo neo.

99. if u haven’t already know, im known as annant in cyber world.

100. in real world, my real real name is Constance Ann C.S.H.

101. i dont bite, feel free to contact me!