1. da other day da chlorophyll meter and sprayer that i haven been using for two months failed on me…no matter how hard i clamped da stupid chlorophyll meter on leaves and how hard i tried to spurt water out from da bloody sprayer, they just didn’t work! then i showed them to supervisor, he fiddled and they work wondrously! bloody hell. he must have thought that i was trying to grab his attention by making story up FML
2. i was assigned to form a choir-alike to sing on our course deeparaya dinner. so i heeded and managed to find (or rather force) bout 20 people to sing a 2-in-1 chinese song. i even made a video of it thinking of surprising them manatau da audience (my coursemates la) paid more attention to da video showed than to us. apparently da video is more interesting than us singing in live FML they were guffawing so hard at some of da pichas making us looked like silly puppets on da stage double FML i felt so bad wei, sorry guys this is what they say, smart-ass la
3. i have 2 reports + 1 presentation + 1 scientific paper + 1 field trip all due next week FML and oh finals start next week and i haven’t started on revision YET seimou where got time to study u say la double FML
4. last Sunday i had a field trip to Lambir, we stopped by at Niah for lunchy. there’s oh-so-many vendors selling duriansss!!! i was drooling all da way looking at price and of course duriansss. lime ringgit satu kilo atau satu longgok sepuluh ringgit! so bloody cheap wei…in Bint-ulu, one kilo priced at donno 14 or 10 buck, rip-off right right right? i MUST have them i squealed ! so i feasted myself with duriansss and lecturers treated us too haha so good le my lecturer we came back very eppie ants gals and boys. two hours later, i was down with sore throat! speaking of efficiency wtf. and it haunted me up to today! i sound like a man now. no, im a man now, with dark shade of skin and barely there boobies FML and im da ONLY one who kena sore throat speaking of sueyness double FML. roomie just gave me dequadin and honey awww…
5. Hock taught me how to dota yesterday. his review was, u have no talent whatsoever in gaming at all. haih so true cos i have a hard time juggling left and right click. to move my sexy Lina, click right. to fire, click left! so easy hor u thought, but then when da war begins right, i was so kancheong that i clicked both button on da mouse wtf
6. this morning, i wanted to redraw moolah mantau da stupid bloody atm machine just refuse to retch notes out FML luckily it doesn’t swallow my card, if not, i swear i will burn da machine tonight!
7. i really really wanna start searching journals but da internet is berserk. one min my skype icon is green da next second it’s spinning in grey FML

haih so suey lately, i really need to pay a visit to da nearest temple to wallop small people (打小人)!