09.Aug.2009 Things To Do While Pooing
wake up from bed. drink warm h2o. wait patiently for nature’s call. answer da call wtf.
this is my daily morning ritual. that’s why i need to wake up one hour earlier for brushing up before class. i lurve how my tummy looks flat after pooing
(not that it bulges out alot la)
im really curious what else u guys do while answering da call ar? i tell u then u tell me back (by commenting) okie?
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- read. i bring something into da toilet most of da time. it varies from novel, mag, newspaper to lecture notes (only during exam season.)
- examine. my shite. like da color, da shape, da texture wtf
- pick split-ends. hair condition deteriorates after rebonding and coloring and highlighting T-T
- organize. to-do list of da day in mind. and forget bout it after coming out from toilet =.= happens all da time. i still remember i have a lab report due tomorrow! don sked!
- blog. no, i dont mean blogging from da loo. i mean inspiration for blogging. like this post

- sms. i dont usually bring hp with me into da loo. occasionally i do. when im waiting for urgent reply and i cant hold up da call.
- grunt and strain. ewww grosss i know. but that’s what i do when Mrs. Constipation visit me. i loathe her okie! eat more veggies and fruits wei!
- do nothing else. just sit (sometimes squat) there and answer and ciao
found this article telling what can u do in public toilet. betul-betul hilarious!
so, have u poo-pooed today?


I also bring a pencil and paper, so I can write or draw. Sometimes I do my homework with me.
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good! 