09.Aug.2009 Things To Do While Pooing

wake up from bed. drink warm h2o. wait patiently for nature’s call. answer da call wtf.

this is my daily morn­ing rit­ual. that’s why i need to wake up one hour ear­lier for brush­ing up before class. i lurve how my tummy looks flat after poo­ing  (not that it bulges out alot la)

im really curi­ous what else u guys do while answer­ing da call ar? i tell u then u tell me back (by com­ment­ing) okie?

i

  • read. i bring some­thing into da toi­let most of da time. it varies from novel, mag, news­pa­per to lec­ture notes (only dur­ing exam season.)
  • exam­ine. my shite. like da color, da shape, da tex­ture wtf
  • pick split-ends. hair con­di­tion dete­ri­o­rates after rebond­ing and col­or­ing and high­light­ing T-T
  • orga­nize. to-do list of da day in mind. and for­get bout it after com­ing out from toi­let =.= hap­pens all da time. i still remem­ber i have a lab report due tomor­row! don sked!
  • blog. no, i dont mean blog­ging from da loo. i mean inspi­ra­tion for blog­ging. like this post
  • sms. i dont usu­ally bring hp with me into da loo. occa­sion­ally i do. when im wait­ing for urgent reply and i cant hold up da call.
  • grunt and strain. ewww grosss i know. but that’s what i do when Mrs. Con­sti­pa­tion visit me. i loathe her okie! eat more veg­gies and fruits wei!
  • do noth­ing else. just sit (some­times squat) there and answer and ciao :D

found this arti­cle telling what can u do in pub­lic toi­let. betul-betul hilarious!

so, have u poo-pooed today?

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